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"There aren't that many escaping the first two. But, you know, humans breed like... like humans, is how I'd traditionally say it, I guess 'bunnies' might work?"

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"I suppose."

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Leo pats Milo's shin comfortingly, then gets back to his book.

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Yes. Books. Milo is going to read so many books.

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Meanwhile:

Buttercup returns to Harry's apartment, bearing grocery bags!

His first words to Harry are, "I wanna bake you a cake, can I bake you a cake?"
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"Am I supposed to object to cake? Have we met?"

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"Cool. In that case, you're getting cake. I will intimidate your oven into cooperating."

He puts down the groceries and retrieves a Mandatory Fluffy Sweater and puts it on and gives Harry a hug. This makes the umptieth time he has had to restrain himself from kissing Harry on the cheek since they figured out about the burny thing.
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Harry has accidentally touched Buttercup a handful of times, and has been wincing somewhat less each time; it's not exactly comfortable, though. His restraint is appreciated.

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Buttercup proceeds to bake a cake.

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Harry proceeds to be aware that he can't cook for shit, and retreat to his work cave for work reasons instead of embarrassing himself trying to help!

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While the cake is in the process of baking, the doorbell rings!

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Buttercup answers it.

"Oh, hi! It's the extremely cute guy and his vampire friend! What's up?"
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"We've been invited over for pizza and so Milo's cat can have a playdate with pixies, apparently. Is that cake? ...Is that a cast-iron oven?"

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"Yes and yes!"

Milo's cat pads daintily across the threshold and bumps her head against Buttercup's leg.

"Aww, what a cutie," he says, crouching down to pet her. "Well, Harry's busy, but in the meantime you can c'mon in and await the cake. Does your kind of vampire even eat cake?"
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"Dietary restrictions forbid, I'm afraid. Did you seriously just invite me in? That could have gone poorly."

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"Could it? Why does nobody tell me these things?" he wonders.

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"I know the feeling," says Milo, stepping inside. Cath climbs up to his shoulder so that Buttercup will not have to crouch to pet her.

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Buttercup correctly guesses Cath's intention, and continues petting her.

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"Uh, still kind of confused by your not knowing about thresholds, considering you're a vampire. I mean, even the Whites get some explanation, right?"

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"I ran away from home, probably missed the intro lecture that way," he shrugs.

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"Ah. The Raiths lose more kids that way, I swear. Sure, systematic child abuse sounds great on paper, but put it in practice and you just don't get consistent results."

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Buttercup snickers. "Damn right. Anyway, it's a tragedy that you can't have any of my delicious cake." He looks at Milo. "You can, right?"

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"I am fully capable of eating cake."

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"It's a tragedy, yes. I wonder, though... White Court blood always looks so fascinating. And I've never tasted it. That'd be some consolation."

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He grins. "Trade you?" he suggests.

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