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Shit she's gonna die they are not gonna want a red in their art project is this a movie set???

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Don't move, someone says. Must be a movie set, they have swords.

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She clutches baby and pocket everything and holds absolutely still and does not touch anything.

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They start singing.

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What the actual fuck?

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The language is unfamiliar. They stand around singing with drawn swords.

 

She's really really tired.

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Well yeah she was about to go to bed but she can't fall asleep they will totally kill her and the baby no -

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Singing!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahzzz

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Elves ask Macalaure if he wants the same thing as last time?

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Macalaurë bewilderedly updates Beka. That was okay, right, it wasn't too scary a way to wake up? 

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...not especially scary?

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Is there something that'd be better? We can't not be scary at all because it might be the Enemy just looking like you, or something even weirder.

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I dunno, it wasn't bad or anything.

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Okay.

 

 

New mysterious possibly human Beka-lookalike can wake up naked in a cell with her legs shackled to the wall, holding her baby who is wrapped in a pretty Elven scarf. Since her hair is loose it gets wrapped in a scarf too.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL SHITTING FUCK

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We're not sure either. Did it by chance involve a snake monster.

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AaaaaahhhhhAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAA?

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...uh. You're in Beleriand. You landed in a fortress during the middle of a war. That's a kind of suspicious thing to do, so we're holding you here while we figure out what's going on. Please calm down. If the Enemy didn't send you then it's going to be fine.

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??????????????????

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Is the confusing part 'Beleriand', the concept of a war, or just the being mysteriously teleported.

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????telepathy???? also what is a beleriand. why is she naked.

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My species is called Elves. We have osanwë. This is osanwë. You look like a human; humans don't have osanwë, but they can interact with ours. I'm using this because I doubt you speak Quenya or the other human languages I know, none of the humans I have met are pink-haired.

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what is a human what the fuck is going on

do they not even know she's red??

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Humans look like this! He sends some. They're mortal - that is, after like sixty years they just up and die for no reason.

What do you mean that you're red?

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