Her and her seventy feet of hair. He looks back occasionally to verify that it's not getting caught on any bushes.
It is sliding quite merrily along through the forest! It's really nearly as impressive as the healing glowing part.
"It is. I'm glad it doesn't work like normal hair only longer. I'd pretty much have to roll it up and cart it around in a wheelbarrow."
"Also I suppose it would break, and I don't know if that would be the same as cutting it."
"Yeah. Sort of seems like it's... all one thing, that way. It's magic non-breaking hair and magic stops-working-if-you-cut-it hair, and if it was only the second thing that wouldn't make as much sense."
"Yeah. I think it's also lighter than it should be, but it's hard to weigh normal amounts of hair to get an estimate of how heavy it 'should' be."
"Do people ever normally have yellow hair? I thought so but it just occurred to me that my sources might all be fairy tales and those might not be reliable about normal hair colors. Mother has black hair, like you, but she's as pale as I am."
"Hair does come in various shades of yellow - come to think of it, I'm not sure why it's called 'blonde' when it's hair, all the other colours are described more or less normally - but I'm not sure I've seen any as golden as yours. It's usually less... shiny, vibrant, even when it's a similar colour."
"So I guess pregnant women don't often eat magic plants."
"If I'm the princess I'm eventually going to need to get married and have children, right? That's also not just a fairy tale thing?"
"Traditionally, yes. Maybe not if your mother had another kid and they had children, but... well, she hasn't. I expect that if you really are immortal that'll take some of the pressure off, though; the reason you're supposed to have kids is so someone's lined up to be king or queen after you die, so the less likely you are to do that, the less of a problem it is."
"I can probably not-age, and I can heal from anything that doesn't kill me as long as there's somebody around to work my hair and I still have my hair, but that isn't quite safe forever. But I suppose I have a while."
"Yeah. Even if you were completely normal, nobody'd be likely to start worrying for another few years, maybe as much as ten. And you're a magical glowing flower princess, so normal rules might not apply."
"Okay, one thing I don't actually have to start worrying about, I guess."
"I guess that could be worrying, yeah. I don't know. It sort of depends on whether or not you meet anybody you feel like marrying, doesn't it?"
"Well, yes, but it depends on that instead of on something I can just - put on my to-do list. I have no idea what fraction of people I will even like. I have met two and one of them was my mother."
He laughs. "You'll meet plenty of people in Corona City! Well, see them, at least. You don't have to go up and say hi to everybody if you don't feel like it. There'll be people at the Snuggly Duckling, too, but fewer of them."