"That's helpful. Trying to sleep in the same bed sounds really awkward. ...Also, Gothel says I talk in my sleep. If that matters."
"I don't think it'll keep me awake, and I don't see it mattering any other way. I've slept in the same bed with people but usually when Things were involved. In fact, generally, if two people are described as sharing a bed, it's more likely to mean using it for Things than actually sleeping in it."
"Do people usually not just sleep in the same bed? I mean, wouldn't people be tired after staying in inns together in the way everyone is apparently likely to assume if they don't?"
"Well, if they're there overnight and all, yes, some sleeping is likely to occur. But when people use the phrase, the sleeping part tends not to be what they're referring to."
"I'm not really horrified," he says. "I don't mind explaining things, even when it's difficult and I'm afraid of embarrassing you."
"Well, 'nice' isn't all one thing. Someone else might have had a much harder time explaining all that stuff, and might have gotten upset about it or refused, but that could be because they're more easily embarrassed and not because they're less nice. I'm more willing to give people money or spend money on them than most people are, but I don't think that's because I'm nicer, I think it's because I think differently about money. And there are people who would say that because I'm a thief, I must be less nice than anyone who follows more laws than I do. I generally think those people are wrong."
"Well... people who have a lot of money tend to hoard it and then spend it in weird ways - I refer you to the silver teacups - and people who don't have much money tend to be very careful how they use it in case it runs out. But the way I live, sometimes I have tons of money and sometimes I have almost none. I'm used to going back and forth like that, and having to abandon most of my stuff every so often, and never settling down in one place for long. So to me, running out of money isn't really a problem. Or if it is, it's one I can solve really easily - it doesn't scare me, it's not a big deal. Which means if I happen to have a lot of money and happen to see somebody who needs some, there's nothing stopping me from giving some away. And maybe that makes me unusually nice, but maybe it just means that everyone else has good reasons to hang onto their money and I'm just weird that way."
"And on the other hand, if most people saw the princess's crown through an open window, they wouldn't grab it and run. So maybe that makes me unusually not nice, in that one particular way. But then, if I don't ever do that again, am I still unusually not-nice about stealing crowns?"
"Restoring lost princesses. Dumping traitorous temporary associates in muddy ponds."
"I could hardly have planned you ahead of time, since I didn't even know there was anyone in the tower. But here I am, taking you to Corona City, pretty much the opposite of the direction I was going to be travelling."
"There's a difference between - having a disposition that would always lead you to do the same things with a lost princess you ran across, and impulsively deciding to do a set of things with said lost princess on finding her, I think?"