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"What sort of people besides thieves and missing magic princesses tend to be at inns?"

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"At this particular inn, a lot of sorts of people like thieves," he says. "But generally friendly ones. I've been through there enough times that I know the innkeepers and some of the other people who stay there a lot. At other inns, ones built on main roads instead of in the middles of forests, you get merchants and assorted travelers; the Duckling's far enough out of the way that if someone's staying there, it's as likely as not that they're running away from something."

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"Aren't you currently running from some other thieves?"
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"Not exactly. Close enough, I guess - but they're not local, they won't know anybody; if they find us at the Duckling and want to start something, everyone else is likely to come down on my side."

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"And you're pretty sure none of them are going to - kidnap me and hold me for ransom or try to figure out how my hair works in a destructive or exploitative manner."

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"None of them is going to have any idea that your hair does a thing besides be exceptionally long," he points out. "And I doubt they're going to guess you're a princess, either. If they guess anything about you, it - won't be something that makes them likely to kidnap you."

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"...what would they guess about me, then?"

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"...I'm not sure how much your literature has gone into this, but people sometimes make assumptions about a man and a woman traveling together," he says.

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"Oh, are they going to think we're married?"

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"...Not... exactly... how much has your literature gone into?"

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"...you're trying to avoid telling me something, aren't you."

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"I'm trying to avoid telling you something if you already know enough about it that me telling you won't do you any good and will embarrass us both. If you don't know it, well, it might still embarrass us both but I'll tell you if you like."

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"I don't know what thing you're trying to maybe avoid telling me."

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"...okay, how much do you know about the process of getting married and having children, and the ways in which those things are separate from but relevant to each other?"

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"...I am pretty sure getting married is at least mostly ceremonial? People decide they want to be together for the rest of their lives and stand in particular places and say so in front of other people and there is kissing and an exchange of rings. And as far as where children come from I have been assured that it requires the presence of a gender that did not occur within the tower I did not expect to ever leave so I did not have to worry about spontaneously falling pregnant. It may also involve kissing."

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"Okay," he says. "So. Yes, getting married is a ceremonial thing. It is also supposed to be a precondition for doing the things that lead to children and related activities - kissing is a related activity - but people being people, they don't always do everything in the socially approved way. If we get to the inn and I introduce you as Mrs. Quick, people will assume we're married, if you can call that an assumption. If we get to the inn and I introduce you as any variation on 'my friend Rapunzel', they're going to assume that we're not married but are doing things that lead to children or related activities anyway. Respectable people would look down on us for that sort of thing; the kind of people you find at the Snuggly Duckling might think it's funny and tease us about it, but won't get snippy or anything."

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"...'Related activities'," says Rapunzel.

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"Things that lead to children and related activities are supposed to be something that men and women don't talk about with each other, at least not unless they're married or going to be and sometimes not even then. But, well, I don't see any other sources of information around, so if you have questions I will try to answer them. Just please don't ask anyone else questions about it unless they and the only other people who can hear you are women about your age or older who seem friendly. Adults aren't supposed to talk to children about it at all unless it's immediate family explaining things to immediate family, and a lot of people think it's rude or embarrassing even if the topic is raised among socially approved combinations of people."

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"I am so confused. Maybe you can just recommend me some books and I can read them after the dust settles."
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"I'm not sure anyone has written books about this that will make sense to you given how little you know already," he says. "I definitely didn't find out about it from books."

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"How did you find out, then, from guys around your age who seemed friendly? Since you don't have an immediate family?"

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"I - uh - it's complicated," he says. "The ways I found out are not normal and will not work for you and would not be worth it if they did."

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"I am too confused to even have questions."
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"And I don't know where to start explaining, I've never had to before, everyone else either knows things already or doesn't want to talk about it. Usually both."

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"And you're quite sure there aren't adequate books, so my options besides getting an explanation from you are waiting until I make female friends my own age, somehow, somewhere, or asking the king and queen."

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