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"If there are adequate books, I definitely don't know where to find them," he says. "Which means they're probably pretty hard to find. I don't know - I think some of the problem I am having coming up with an explanation is that I don't know how little you know and can't think of a way to find out that doesn't run a risk of you suddenly becoming extremely embarrassed or offended. And I don't even know how much of a risk, because I don't know what you know about what or how you feel about it if you do."

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Rapunzel puts her hand on her face and sighs. "Okay, so now I'm aware that you are concerned about this and don't intend any ensuing embarrassment or offense, I'll let you know if you can skip something, does that give you enough leeway to start?"

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"...I can try, anyway. Okay... a lot of the reason why people who aren't married and might not even want children end up doing Things anyway is because they're really fun if everything's going right. The Things and most of the Related Activities involve parts of people that are, not coincidentally, supposed to be covered by clothing at all times in public. And most of them also need at least two people, but there are some Related Activities people can do by themselves."

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At the last sentence Rapunzel goes bright pink.

"Okay," she manages.
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"See, I guessed that might happen," he says. "And now I think I can guess at one part of the explanation I can skip. Do you still want the rest? Do you know enough to start asking questions now?"

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"I'm pretty sure I don't know anything you didn't tell me about - things and related activities - involving two or more are you serious - people except the thing where different genders are required for some reason."

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"'For some reason' is because men and women have different... relevant parts... and Things That Lead To Children are the two kinds of relevant parts interacting with each other. More than two people isn't usual, and it's not talked about much even compared to the rest of this subject, but it's possible."

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...Rapunzel mostly looks puzzled.

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"...Women have a thing that things can go into, and men have a thing that can go into things, and when they go together in the obvious way, sometimes the woman gets pregnant. Is that a helpful elaboration?"

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"Okay. Anything left that you're confused about and want me to explain?"

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"I suspect I can work out enough to be getting along with from yea much."

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"Okay."

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"And for any given pair of a man and a woman people are going to expect that even if all you say is that I'm your 'friend'."

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"For any given pair of a man and a woman travelling together away from anyone else, or sharing a room at an inn - I can try to get us separate rooms if you prefer for that or any other reason, but the Duckling's small enough that they might not want to give us one each, in case someone else comes along and needs one - yeah, people will expect that. It'll be different when we get to Corona City; people might take 'friends' at face value, as long as we don't conspicuously mention travelling there alone together through the forest. But showing up at an out-of-the-way inn together just the two of us - they're going to make assumptions."

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"Why are they going to do that? It doesn't seem obvious at all."

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"...It's... one of those socially complicated things. I suppose you don't have much experience with any socially complicated things that require a population of more than two. Hmm. I could say that it's - because people are supposed to only do Things with people they're married to, but they don't always follow the rules, people who are following the rules usually avoid doing anything that implies they might not be. Such as for example travelling alone together in the forest where no one else would be likely to see them if they did. So it's sort of assumed that if a man and a woman are obviously in a situation where they could be doing Things where no one would see them, they probably have, because otherwise they would have made sure not to look like they might be."

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"That seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to just to make sure you look like you're following rules on top of also actually following them."

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"I don't promise that it makes sense, but that's what happens. Silver teacup competitions don't make sense either, but they happen too, although not usually with exactly and only two people measuring their relative numbers of exactly and only silver teacups."

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"I was assuming the teacups thing was an oversimplification of some kind."

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"Yeah."

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"But nothing beyond some teasing and assuming we want to share a room will happen if they make this assumption at the inn."

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"Yeah."

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"Okay. I have... no idea how to share a room."

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"The room will have a bed in it. Unless you have other preferences, you can sleep in the bed and I will sleep on the floor, because I've slept in much less comfortable places and it doesn't bother me particularly, and I'm guessing that you don't want to try sleeping in the same bed as someone else. If you don't even want to try the sharing a room part, I can insist really hard and possibly pay extra and they'll give us two rooms. Is any of that helpful or were you wondering about something else?"

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