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"And I would be harder to catch."

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"And now your plan is that I will be welcomed home as the princess and amnesty you for stealing what according to you is in fact my crown."

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"Pretty much. If you don't amnesty me I can, of course, run away. And if they don't welcome you home as the princess - which I'm pretty damn sure they will, but if - we can both run away."

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"I have no strong opinions about the crown yet, so I imagine I'll pardon you for taking it to begin with if I can, although I would be kind of annoyed with you if you made off with it a second time if it is mine after all."

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"I've done all the crown-stealing I feel like doing."

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"How exactly did an opportunity to steal it present itself so irresistibly?"

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"This might take some explaining," he starts. "But I guess we have time. So to start with, I was staying at an inn and my room happened to have a window that was right across from the second-floor window of the famous jeweler's next door, and I happened to be sitting in my room looking out at the extremely limited view when the jeweler got the crown in for a polishing, and I happened to see him leave it right where I could see it while he went into the inn to have a drink or something. There were royal guards outside the door of the jeweler's place, but they couldn't see the window I was looking that, so I guess they didn't know it was open. And it was just such a perfect moment - if I moved right then, I could steal a royal crown. So I did. Out my window, in the jeweler's, grab the crown, climb back across - that was one of the tricky parts, I just barely made it. Nobody knew a thing. But then I didn't know if the jeweler had come back from the inn while I was taking the crown, so it wasn't safe to stay where I was because my room would be the obvious first place to look, and it wasn't safe to leave through the downstairs because if he was still there he might spot the crown in my bag - I've moved stuff around in there since then so it's less obvious, but at the time it was pretty blatantly poking those three points at the top into the side of the bag and I didn't have time to fuss with it and make it stop. This is where the Mud Brothers come in - they have names, I just can't remember them - I'd seen them before a few times that day, they were staying down the hall, and they looked shady enough that they might take a deal like 'I'll give you ten suns if you help me climb out your window onto the roof of the next building over'. Well, they took the ten suns, but they wanted to know what I was carrying, and they suggested I hide out in their room until the search moved on and then leave with them later, and I think I told you the rest."

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"And the chance to steal a royal crown was very exciting, I take it."

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"Yeah. I don't think I would've gone for it if I'd had more time - I would've remembered why they were going to put up such a fuss if it was stolen. But, well, it happened the way it happened."

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"And after I have excused your crown-borrowing you, what, go back to stealing idiotic silver teacups?"

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"Probably. While paying more attention to making sure no one's going to be heartbroken over that particular teacup. Or I might find something else to do, I don't know, I've been a thief for a long time but I'm not married to it."

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"What else would you do?" Rapunzel wonders.

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"Who knows! There's so many possibilities, I don't hardly know how to pick one. Well, and a lot of them are probably harder than thieving. I could be a cook, though, or a half-decent tailor, I know how to do both of those."

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"I can cook, and sew, too. I like cooking better of those. Sewing's slow."

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"Sewing's fun. When I don't have to worry about money for a while and have the time to sit down to something like that, I like to make my own clothes."

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"Did you make what you have on now? I made my dress."

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"It's a nice dress! Nah, I bought this. I haven't had one of those good times in a month or two - I was just settling into one when I dropped it all for the crown thing - and with all the running away I do, it's not often I can keep more than a couple sets of clothes for more than a few months. I always end up in whatever I was wearing when I last ran away."

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"That sounds - disquieting."

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"Hmm? What do you mean?"

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"Not being able to hold onto possessions reliably."

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He shrugs. "I'm used to it. I don't get all that attached to individual things."

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"Huh. I guess. I've lived in - been in - the same building for as long as I can remember. I get used to stuff."

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"Makes sense. I got used to not having any stuff that was mine, as a kid. Just being able to wear clothes I picked out myself was pretty amazing for a while."

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"That sounds really hard."

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"It was, I guess. I don't know. It wasn't the worst thing by any means. I think I'm just the kind of person who doesn't mind that kind of thing as much. Like how you're apparently the kind of person who doesn't mind being practically alone most of the time."

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