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an oswald is a mary sue
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Agh. She has so many different protections against bad things happening. She can probably handle things going poorly every once in a blue moon.

Okay. So that leaves Realism.

 

20 points is a lot of points.

 

But... every decision he's made up to this point has been under the assumption that the metanarrative protection applies. If he gets rid of that then all of this is pointless. He won't need the 20 extra points. He might not even clear the original 70.

No. No he thinks he is not going to take Realism.

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That puts her at... 115 points. The 0s and 1s combined add up to 103.

Let's go through the 2s, then. What's In A Name, Anything You Can Do, Friends In Strange Places, and... you know what, it's silly, but she's going to be self-indulgent. If you're planning to be a goddess, you need to look the part. Emerald Orbs.

There. That's every point accounted for.

Now she just has to tell her sister before she goes.

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"I need to argue some more about your choices first."

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"I'm not getting an Ascended Friend--"

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"Fine, whatever, I don't care, do whatever you want. Can I just--"

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He slides it over. "No promises."

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"Maybe none of this is real, right? Probably this is all some stupid hoax and this was just some stupid thing we spent a couple of days on and none of this matters and we're both going to feel really silly. But -- the idea here is you only get one shot, right? Whatever you choose you're stuck with it."

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"I already said you could look."

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"I just don't want you to think I'm being nitpicky and annoying because I love to argue with you. I mean I am doing that. But I don't want you to think I'm doing that."

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"--We should have a plan. Since I have to come back to pick you up."

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"Was that in there? I missed that."

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"Oh, uh, some worlds have portals. The, this one" he points to Isekai Roulette "doesn't let me pick which world but I can specify portals."

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"And you're going to have every type of magic so if portals don't work out there's a back-up plan."

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"...That is a pretty good argument for having every type of magic."

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"Did you not--"

She starts flipping through the notebook.

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"Can we plan! Please!"

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"No!"

 

"Okay it's only 7 points combined. Is there anything else you need less than that? ...Why do you have an "emerald orbs" power, and not all magic..."

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"I am not accepting any criticism about decisions I've made about my appearance. I need to know how to get in touch with you."

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"I don't know! Can't you just come to the house?"

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"If I can't for some reason. Or if it takes too long for that."

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"Then, uh, DM me? Here's my twitter. ...If this is all a stupid hoax don't tell anyone about my twitter."

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"Are you old enough for Twitter?"

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"I am never trusting you with anything ever again."

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"I want to note this relies on me also having a--"

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"It relies on you going to the library and if necessary making an account. ...Do you still need Battle Angel if you have Pacifist?"

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