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cayden cailean in balder's gate 3
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"I could not tell you as much as I would like, I have only been along the Sword Coast and the Underdark underneath it."

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"You wouldn't have missed much. There is nothing of value inland."

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"I was going to say 'I think everywhere has value to the people who live there!' but I guess I can't rule out that the inland is valueless because it's all full of giant nonsapient man-eating clams."

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"Those are strictly coastal, I'm afraid."

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"They might have little feet. To go around hunting humans in the inland."

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"You could potentially transplant them to a salt lake,  but it would have to be a fairly rich one."

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"Neither of our ideas sound like a good one to tell a wizard."

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"What's not a good idea to tell me?"

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"Horrifying monster proposals."

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"Better or worse than owlbears?"

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"Owlbears aren't horrifying."

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Astarion looks at him like he's grown a second head. "Nothing should have a beak the size of an anvil!"

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"The thing that bothers me about owlbears is that apparently wizards on two different planets decided to combine an owl and a bear to see what happened."

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"I'd say it was a case of great minds thinking alike."

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"Says the damn wizard."

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He smiles, and holds his hands up. "Alas, I cannot be other than what I am." 

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Anyway he was flirting with the druid and not with the Gale. "I'm sure you've had fascinating adventures in the Underdark. I've never been underground on my home planet."

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He pauses, thoughtful. "It's a beautiful place.  Dangerous, but beautiful. It's a shame that some of the civilisations there choose to make it more deadly than it already is."

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"My favorite places are dangerous but beautiful. People too."

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Ah-huh. He is old and experienced enough to recognise that expression. "I'm assuming you're favourite people don't usually grow glowing mushrooms?"

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"While my favorite people sometimes give me weird mushrooms, I have not eaten any weird mushrooms that glow!"

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"They can be quite tasty. ... nothing more though, usually."

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"Perhaps someday I will get to try the finest cuisine of the Underdark."

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"If we cross paths in a quieter time, I would be happy to show you."

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"It's a date."

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