Lyric is a music-themed supernuisance microbiologist best known for retuning wild crickets in eastern Canada to chirp in tritones.

Huh. She'll file this one away as "inconclusive".

Next up, sheep the size of hamsters that come in cotton candy colors.

Oooohhhhh! So fluffy! Can she touch?

Sure! If she breaks it she buys it though!

Katie pets the tiny baby sheep very slowly and carefully.

It turns out natural wool is kind of scratchy and greasy, but it does go sproing. The sheep noses her finger.

"Hi! Hi little creacher! Do you like being pet?"

"Maa-aa-aa."

"You are so floofy and I love you."

"Five hundred dollars for that one!" chirps the himself somewhat miniature tinker.

Yeah, as cute as these things are, Katie's gonna bail to avoid getting this guy worked up any more.

The sheep goes back to its tiny tabletop flock. (There's a whole miniature model pasture with real sod over the rolling terrain and a tiny Land Coral farmhouse and Lincoln Log fences.)

Hey, hold on, what do those things eat? Proportionately tiny grass?

No, normal sized grass. Hay is fine.

"Bye little guys!"

"Ma-a-aa!"

Next up: octopuses that will have sex with you. Like, if you buy one, not just if you're walking by.

...Oookay what's the status on these things Harkness Test-wise?

Oh they fail it. They can neither talk nor are they confirmed sapient. They're being marketed as sex toys.

Eh. This honestly isn't the most ethically dubious thing Katie's seen today. 

Quite, quite. They're big ticket though.

Katie wonders how much trouble someone's gonna get in when one of these things inevitably gets out and rapes someone.

Anyway, next booth! Encrypt and decrypt your internet traffic with slime molds.

Oooh, how?