would you prefer if I told you to go back to Judea

I would've but hesitated to because that has, like, Political Implications in this day and age

grape_fruit: can I have a tax haven

sure

go back to Sark

that's next to Sealand right

grape_fruit: never heard of it
grape_fruit: oh it's cute I love it

notable for banning cars, abolishing feudalism in 2008, and having the worst futbol team in the world

grape_fruit: lov my weird adopted island

I was gonna say they also have clameur de haro but apparently they don't, just jersey and guernsey

unicorn: what's that?

basically the legal equivalent of "I'm telling mom!"

except mom is the local lord

and you have to recite the lord's prayer afterward

whitest guatemalan u know: gotta love state religion
unicorn: do ya. do ya gotta

depends what religion

definitely not when it's Catholicism tho

unicorn: it's Anglicanism, presumably?

Even worse!

grape_fruit: but it's my heritage now k

Is it even tho? 

Huh there don't seem to be any statistics on the religious breakdown of Sark on Wikipedia

In any case Christianity is no one's heritage, your heritage is either Anglo-Saxon or Gallic polytheism, you will pray to Wuotan and/or Lugh and you will like it

unicorn: how is Christianity no one's heritage?

I mean

if it's anyone's heritage, it's the Jews, but try telling that to them

unicorn: I think that's more of a "Christianity is my weird nephew" situation

uggggghhhhh i don't wanna have this argument when is Mo gonna get hereeeeeee

Monoceros isn't too much longer. She returns from her panel accompanied by a man with four arms and fangs, talking about mitochondria.

"Mo! Oh, how I've missed you! I love this outfit! Sorry I got it all sweaty! Also breakfast was particularly amazing today!"

"Sweat dries, cupcake, don't worry about it."

"You let her call you Mo?" says the four-armed guy.

"Sue me, I like her enough to let her get away with some little things."

"I'm a special girl." She beams with pride.

Monoceros scritches her. "And you ate up all your breakfast no problem, right?"

"Yeah!"