Not being able to have children is just objectively terrible. It's like...like, even if lots of people weren't bothered by death, they would just be wrong.

"Well, if I ever want to I can make gametes, I used to be human? It wouldn't change the part where my boyfriend can't make complementary ones."

They were not sure how humans did genders but oh, yes, that's a problem. He should go find a mother for his children and keep the boyfriend on the side, plenty of people do that.

"Timothy, the orcs think I should find a mother for my children and have you on the side. They find it tragic that we could not under normal circumstances have children."

Giggle. "Awww, it's good of them to be looking out for you."

"It's very sweet." To the orcs, "I think that wouldn't work with our lifestyle but thanks for the suggestion."

"Thank you for ending the war!"

"You're welcome."

The baby thinks mashed potatoes are thrilling, though she doesn't seem to actually eat any. Everyone else enjoys their dinner very much.

It's nice. Can he get them anything else while he's here?

The kids want toys! Mom wants a few parts for the car. Dad wants a new vacuum cleaner.

This is all doable.

They wish him good luck on finding a wife!

"If I ever start looking for one that will be much appreciated!"

And that's all. He is technically supposed to notify his probation officer.

He can do that after they lightleap back to New Valinor.

The dragons settle in. He takes another summons.

Unattended circle, if there's a camera it's not obvious. Gag. Heavy binding.

Well, that's obnoxious. Languages?

New dialect of English, smattering of Japanese.

Is the binding paranoid-ly worded enough to prohibit him from casting spells, if he can manage any silent ones.

It doesn't mention spells specifically, but he can't affect anything outside his circle at any remove except by being visible and the gag is one of the really thorough ones that won't let him do anything symbolically communicative.

Then he will stand here and be annoyed. 

Someone sticks their head in eventually, looks mildly surprised, and leaves without speaking.