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"I know you will! And then people'll stop saying on the internet that they're just special effects."

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She laughs. "Are people saying that? I don't read the comments."

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"Some people. It's kind of important to me that people believe me about being a demon because I want people to be more informed about demons and that won't work if they think it's all just staged."

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"Well, if anybody asks me, I'll tell 'em." She picks up a woodchip and offers it to him.

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He takes the woodchip. "Thanks."

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"You're welcome!"

And the summoner sends him home.

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None for him in particular right now.

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He could start trying for random circles but he will go home and pay a fairy for Theodore first, and then make a video announcing Kate and Archibald's relocation, and then make a camera to film Minor goes to Hell and get himself dismissed again. 

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On the third day of their lightleaper trip to go bring orcs compensatory dinner, Cam's binding is snapped. 

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"Oh thank goodness I was starting to feel really ridiculous about not having packed a change of pants."

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"Took them a while." Hug. "Oh no, you're constrained only by your good judgment and steadfast ethical principles instead of pages of magic legalese, I'm terrified."

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"Rawr." Cam presumably has wholly innocent reasons for removing his pants.

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That would make one of them.

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Cam does not have innocent reasons for failing to promptly replace his pants!

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He really can't think of any reasons at all why Cam should replace his pants.

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Timothy's regard is very gratifying, as always.

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Timothy is delighted to enable his boyfriend's emotional recovery from his trial for genocide. Also just delighted by Cam generally. 

 

They reach the orc planet and discover uses for pants.

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So useful, are pants.

Here's the orcs' house.

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Here are eight orcs! They wave at Cam, except the baby, who flails but doesn't have enough volitional motor control to be properly characterized as waving.

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"...hi. Is it okay I brought my boyfriend? What can I get you guys for dinner?"

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Of course it's okay, is he starting a family? How nice for him. They have lots of favorite dishes!

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He is not starting a family; daeva can't have kids even when their partners are of the opposite sex. Food!

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They are horrified! Poor daeva!!! 

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...it really bothers some of them but not Cam especially...

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