"Good. I will be happy to go visit the orcs and make them dinner."

"You're entitled to demand a looser binding, too, but for political reasons we've been advised to not address that at the sentencing hearing, and just expect your summoner to snap it in a bit."

"At least this one doesn't prevent me from walking towards people, I know why Ganymede puts that in but it's real obnoxious - will the snapping be before I get to the orcs' house or should I plan on getting them takeout?"

"Before you get there shouldn't be any problem. I take it the holdup is just the departure of the Revelation observers."

And are the Revelation observers now even angrier, or is four hundred years long enough -

They're grumbly and don't seem eager to hand over any of their current prisoner crop to this system but they aren't going to make a huge fuss.

He has a more promising angle on improving Revelation's treatment of demons. 

Minor explains on his livestream that he got summoned by Jurassic Park but because he was gagged he couldn't explain that he can't make them eggs but he'd be happy to bring them a couple live dragons. "I really hate being gagged. I know someone who was gagged, once, and he saw a person in danger and couldn't even shout out to warn them. I'm always terrified something like that'll happen to me. Ow, Jedediah." He puts out a fire.

The next time he checks he has some new summonses.

He takes one!

Luna! Talk show! Would he like to stick around and tape an interview?

He sure would!!

Lots of softball questions, some of which are - given his actual background as a wizard from 1802 - a little awkward to answer, but they don't call him on his bullshit.

That's good. The most important thing is that he is known not to be lying about being a demon who is also definitely a person and not scary and not wise to gag.

Would he like anything before they send him home?

"Nah. Can I make you anything?"

He could replace their aging microphones and make this camera guy's daughter some shoes?

He sure can!

Yay!

They send him back.

Another one!

Jurassic Park again! Exquisitely careful binding but no gag.

Congratulations Jurassic Park. "I can't make eggs but I'd be happy to bring you a couple of live dragons, if you demonstrate you can take good care of them and agree to exchange with the reserve for a breeding program once they're grown up."

The people in the room seem to be a professional summoner and a park ranger. "We're used to dinosaurs," says the ranger, "which can't breathe fire, but with some instructions from the keepers of the preserve about the particular needs of the dragons we think we could retrofit the former pterodactyl island for them since the pterodactyls are now a few generations tame enough to not fly off even without the water to discourage them. We have a few staff fairies like the one who's been wrangling the dragons and could assign one to them."

"I can make you notes on the needs of the dragons." Theodore wrote everything down so people watching them while he was sleeping wouldn't mess up. "You can write me to tell me when you think you have everything set up, and then I can bring them with me on a summons. Do you have favorites?"

"Our extranet poll says that park-goers like Kate and Raymond best but with the breeding exchange stipulation it would matter if those two were compatible; they seem to be different kinds..."