"Is anybody authorized? Where did it even find an angel who wanted to pretend to be a sixteen year old Indian girl?"

"I don't know. Can you cool it with the 'it', fuck official policy it's confusing if you're talking about more than one."

"Fine, where did he find her."

"Heaven, I assume."

"Are you in a bad mood over your boyfriend again?"

"Go away."

They go away.

So he doesn't know. He positions his computer more definitely out of sight and answers text questions in the comments on his page.

The employee answers Shortform questions about unrelated things and then goes and looks at his comments and frowns at them in real time.

He'll sort more people live tomorrow! It's possible that this commenter's dad doesn't want to take a summons because he's nervous about them; after all, some summoners are awful, and he might not know that his kids would be looking. Minor can pay another fairy to go take him a message tomorrow, what should the message say?

Aaron'll be on again tonight summoning peoples' relatives for them! If anyone has a chiplocked computer for a dead loved one, they can give Minor sufficiently specific instructions and then the daeva of them can demonstrate that they can still boot up the computer!

Most people don't keep those computers around but one person has a recently dead aunt and has her computer.

Does he want Minor to come get it or just make a duplicate?

Well, the really impressive thing would be if Minor came to her house, summoned the aunt outside of it, and the aunt demonstrated that she could still turn on all the electronics.

Sure, he can do that this afternoon, though he can't promise the aunt'll answer her summons. Where is she?

Christchurch.

He'll fly on over! (Is bureaucrat reading this?)

Yes. They call the Christchurch police department.

 - to say -

He can only hear the GCP end, but:

"Hello, this is James Wei, Ganymede Circle Police."

"We have reason to expect that a daeva resisting arrest may be in your jurisdiction soon."

"No, not a violent crime."

"Minor Finis Way."

"Suicide-baiting via vlog."

"Please don't laugh, sir, at least two children are already dead."

The address of the nephew -

"We don't recommend confronting it. However, it might be with its summoner. If someone who knows parlor tricks were present to check -"

"That sounds about right, thank you."

"No trouble at all."

Charming. 

What's the easiest non-fairy way to get to New Zealand from here?

If he doesn't want to fetch a brother to summon his own fairy he could get in a commercial transport and be carried by a shared fairy with lots of other people.

- wings off (he Vanishes them, less gross than cutting them), outfit changed to whatever the locals are wearing, hair light brown and cut differently - 

This teenager goes to New Zealand.

Oh look the New Zealand border authority screens for daeva better hide before he is squinted at!

He goes invisible. Some people blink confusedly.

This will save him from squinting!

More local transit is trains. Here is a train to Christchurch.

Invisible demon fixes his hair and wings. And conjures (in hands covered with Disillusioned fabric) for badges or identifiers of the local police.

The Christchurch police department, when in uniform, wears thus and such.

And are there any of them in the vicinity of the address - for that matter are there any guns at all near the address -

There are no uniforms and two guns within two blocks of the address.

He'll knock invisibly on the door.