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We can't discount the possibility that it's trying to secure an opportunity it hasn't had yet.

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I know. That's why it's really important to know if he's lying. And I have a computer in front of me that says he's not, and I want to come to Singapore and compare notes so we can figure out who got it wrong. But I won't come if you're going to shoot me, I'm not his summoner.

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All armed GCP agents are capable of binding-checking parlor tricks. If you do not have an unsafe summons active you will be in no danger.

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If they don't get overeager. I'll head over. Where should I meet you.

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If you can get here during my lunch break I will be at the Olympian Diner.

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He summons a fairy and takes a circle for a demon and some Polyjuice. 

 

He finds the diner. 

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There is someone there eating Martian fusion who nods at him.

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He sits down. "Hi. Thanks."

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Sigh. "You're welcome. Want a coxinha?"

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"- okay?"

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It's a food, some kind of dough full of meat. It's pretty good. "So what exactly do you propose to do?"

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"Same thing I did this morning, ask a demon under the binding I sent you for the complete works of my little brother, see if the vlog stuff is in there. And it will be, 'cause I just did that this morning. And then - I don't want to be accusatory or anything but I think someone has to be lying to you and I want to figure out who and why."

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"All right. Let me see your circle."

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He hands it over. It's the same one as the one he attached in an earlier email. No gag, otherwise perfectly safe.

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"Missing the gag."

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"I don't have a soul, it's okay."

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"...you don't have - what, have you already sold it -?"

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"Nah, never had one to begin with, it's this weird birth defect that shows up sometimes on Hazel."

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"Well, I have mine and I want to keep it."

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"I can't agree for you, right? And you can shoot me if I seem likely to be talked into snapping the binding or something, right?"

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"I'd rather not shoot you in a diner, or at all really, plus it seems pretty plausible that you're working for demons for some reason and wouldn't telegraph it if you were going to snap it."

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Sigh. "If I were working for demons I could do that even with the gag, couldn't I?"

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"If you actually snap it I'll have fewer qualms about shooting you and if there's a gag you won't be convinced to if you didn't already plan on it."

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"I have summoned upwards of a hundred demons ungagged and I assure you I have never been even vaguely tempted. If they were presently torturing my whole family and promised to stop and I couldn't dismiss them for some reason I still would not be tempted. I am not insane and I do not take risks lightly."

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"I am not going to dispense with any standard safety precaution on the word of a teenage boy. I am indulging you, on my lunch break, because you seemed like you might have something to show me, but if all you have to say is a rehash of the tirade about gags I'm wasting my time."

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