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"Who is, whoever filled in your circles?"

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"Whoever decided I should spend a human lifetime in prison for saying it."

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"Why answer the circle, why not just show up?"

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"That also seems likely to involve them shooting random people in a panic, or that's what you said last time I was there. They can always fall back on the shooting innocent people in a panic thing, see."

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"There's a better chance they won't shoot anyone if they don't know who to shoot."

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"If I go there not just unbound but not on a summons, walk from Hell into Milliways and then out - would they be able to see that -"

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"They'd at least not see anything they're used to seeing. You're really gonna feel the circles, though, in that quantity it's worse than I'd previously anticipated, I'm not sure how long I would've held out even if I hadn't been trying to get a friendly circle."

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Shiver. "I can go unbound and tell them as soon as I arrive that my summoner is in another dimension."

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"Okay. And then what."

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"And then say that I'm turning myself in to answer the charges against me, obviously."

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"That wasn't obvious."

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"I want to prove them wrong with their whole world watching. But I can't do it if I can't make things and I can't talk."

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"The trials are not very popular viewing. I guess you could attract more."

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"Oh, I have a plan for that part. My streams attract twenty million people sometimes now."

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"From your audience, which is already taking you seriously."

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"And from people who just want drama, or are curious."

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"Fair enough. They may just tell you that if you're turning yourself in you should take one of their circles though."

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"Summoner's irretrievable, can't get myself dismissed, terribly sorry."

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" - actually you know what I think you should say? I think you should say that you object on principle to gags but you'll take their circles if they put out ones without gags. - you'd have to check they weren't just doing the gag part in light or in invisible ink or something, but -"

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"Ooooh. Bet they say no, they don't seem very - flexible and they are weirdly committed to suppressing this."

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"Give them time to check that your summoner's in fact irretrievable and in a different dimension, give them additional time to inform whoever they'd ordinarily inform that there's an unbound demon out and about - you'll need a fairy so they can't just drag you off into deep space - make sure everyone knows what is going on -

- and then do a publicity tour. Show up places, give people stuff. I expect after a while they'll decide they'd rather have an ungagged demon stuck on Ganymede than a totally loose one wandering the streets of London making people presents and complaining about the infringement of his free speech."

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"Your fairy's summoner will also have to be irretrievably in another dimension. You will want a plan to handle riots. I am not at all sure this is a good idea."

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"Then suggest a way to make them stop torturing people into showing up for show trials at which they'll have had the judge pre-rule against letting the defendants call daeva witnesses or talk about major facets of reality!!"

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"Accumulate enough credibility that people will take the don't-leave-your-realm summons from an immortal person just to make the Ganymede circles leave them alone?"

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"How long is that going to take and how many people are they going to hurt in the meantime."

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