After Cam's magic but still basically human boyfriend has fallen asleep and Cam finds he is not tired enough to do the same, Cam goes downstairs.
Cam downs it.
And he shrinks and hastily adds a copy of Miranda's robes to his suddenly overlarge pants. "This is weird."
" - yes, yes it is. - means you can check your Occlumency with Veritaserum, though -"
"Only if -" Miranda's robes do not survive the reverse transition - "it doesn't wear off too fast." He shakes a shred of robe off his wing.
Giggle. "True. Would it have worn off that fast if you hadn't been meaning it to -"
"Unclear. The drugs-don't-work-unless-we-want-them-to and the healing are different and it's possible that the potion worked in spite of my objection but then I 'healed'."
"I know, right? If you're not low on potions it might make sense to try something I would definitely not 'heal from'."
"Sure, what qualifies? Sleep seemed to work fine, but you were letting it - would you heal from growing gills and being able to breathe underwater -"
"Anything that has effects on my shape might count. If I don't think of something as part of my body it doesn't stick around long. Sleep wouldn't be healed-from, though, if they otherwise all do that I can just maybe sleep for a while."
"It's popular and the things that don't affect your shape typically affect your head."
"Sure. Doesn't need to be right now, though. - I can check how Polyjuice plays with Elves while we have some on hand -"
"Came in with the security guy, same general principle where Milliways lets him cheat the thing his magic costs to do. Unless there's been a shift change since."
There is a dude in there! He is wearing white-sashed grey robes and a circlet with a white stone hanging over his forehead. "Hello."
"Hi! I'm doing something that is almost certainly perfectly safe but I wanted to do it here just in case, is that all right? I'm Timothy."
"That's fine. I'm Tse Lux."
"Is Tse a title? The other guy was Tse something too."
"Yes."
"Do you guys think your world would benefit from taking, don't know, vaccines and better seeds back with you? Can I have a piece of Maitimo, Cam -"
"Does it have to be a hair, he'd probably be horrified - which one, for that matter -"
"That's why we took shifts," says Tse Lux. "Saving up for stuff."
"We have a lot of money and would be very happy to help you cover that - and it doesn't have to be a hair, fingernail or something would work - not the four-year-old -"
"We have a lot of money because Cam is a demon, demons can make arbitrary material objects, Bar accepts money made by demons as legitimate."