......mine is +3....... which fails against level-appropriate threats approximately half the time.

You really need to fix that.

Believe me that I know. The build doesn't come online all at once.

Getting your DPR sorted before your Will save is fucking antisocial.

Wait, we're getting off topic. What did Ileosa find in his brain? Is he super fucking evil? Altronus, you'd better not be secretly evil again.

...What if he's not Evil but he is a total bastard?

Well that's old news.

What makes me a total bastard? What can you see in my mind?

Your surface thoughts.

That clarifies a lot less for me than you'd think!

I am reading your mind. I can tell that you don't actually believe that... and you got a rise out of me.

Congratulations, you win.

Excellent. As my prize, I'd like to know what it is that I'm apparently thinking but apparently do not believe?

For context, right now Altronus is pretending to believe... it's the stupidest thing.

He's pretending to believe that everything he says was decided on by a human university student in a different world, who's sitting at a table playing a board game with his friends.

His name, allegedly, is Arthur.

ARTHUR!

It's nothing but the truth. Also none of this is my fault and I had nought at all to do with it.

So the note you passed the gamemaster -

Said nothing of the sort. They're making this up devoid my contribution.

Altronus is pretending that Arthur didn't know that Altronus knew Arthur was controlling him.

This is, I reiterate, the stupidest fucking thing.

I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.

No, you aren't.

I even wrote it down.

He's pretending to believe that Arthur wrote a number down but didn't show it to the "gamemaster."

Oh, he pretended to show it to the gamemaster, now, and also came up with a number.

The number is five.

So you can't really read my mind.