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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Possibly? I think that if you want to be a main character, you should share more of your internal monologue.

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I would, young Queen, I would - but if I did, away would scurry all of my mysterious mystique. 

Take it as read that Golarion has main characters and Altronus that you're one of them: Hell is not Abadar. The more you have to offer, the more they have to take.

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If you're smart, you can partner with Hell and get gains from trade. 

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That hasn't been my experience.

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But you're not trading with Hell, Altronus.

You're an ox standing still and stupid while It binds you, witless, to a millstone.

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What if I wrote a list of conditions and said that I was renouncing Asmodeus* unless She agreed to them?

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If you're stupid, there's no saving you. But if you're an idiot without being a total idiot, you should just avoid dealing with devils altogether. There's no shame in it. If I had a daughter, I'd probably tell her not to try and sell her soul or become a cleric or anything until she was at least eight - at least nineteen, now. Unless she had really good reasons or was surprisingly resourceful, obviously, but that part goes without saying. 

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My mother was a wheelwright and I never knew my father.

It's a silly little thing, Ileosa, but I am murderously jealous of you in this moment.

Here's another reason for you to avoid Hell: if for all the good advice instilled in you, I still see you there, it will not be a happy reunion.

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You know, maybe more people would be willing to deal with devils if devils weren't out to screw their counterparties.

For a start, if they went easy on people younger than 19, then instead of parents warning their kids off it Hell could snap up that demo. 

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But then they wouldn't be able to take advantage of Altronus, who literally just cashed in his immortal soul for a piece of string.

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I'll have you know that my character is 29 years old. (And 364 days.)

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But doesn't -

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But doesn't that make you thirty years old as of four days ago??

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...In a word, "no."

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...???

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Actually, this version of Golarion's years are 360 days long exactly.

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Wait, what? 

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You don't know how many days there are in a year??

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Since when?

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It says so in the setting document.

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How many days did you think there were in a year??

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365.2422

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This is the funniest thing that Ileosa Arabasti has heard, possibly in her life. She's laughing so hard right now. That's not even a whole number!

That's not even a whole number of days! 

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