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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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What would you do if I didn't share - 

Flounder?

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What would you do if I floundered -

Share your notes?

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I, too, have notes. 

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Hold up now. They can take notes on phantasmal paper?

Whoever cursed the four missed a spot, they were supposed to get Kroft too.

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My notes consist, in the main, of all the NPCs we've met ranked by dateability. 

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...Why.

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But this is wonderful! You've got names on here which are missing from mine!

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Later and elsewhere:

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Toff, lend me the use of your permanent tongues. What does it mean to be a "zaddy"?

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Said the actress to the wizard.

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/aside

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I cannot fathom why you would deliberately make your character bisexual.

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Arthur, you are a caricature of yourself.

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And you're one to talk.

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I would have thought that you of all people would be in favor? Isn't bisexuality the strongest sexuality, with double the options?

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NO!!

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...

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Being bi in Pathfinder is the weakest sexuality - you're doubly vulnerable to alraunes. 

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I GUESS.

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If it ever comes up.

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And to the alraunes' vile ilk! People with the Charming trait!

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That still seems well into... trading your ability to rhyme on purpose for Improved Unarmed Strike territory.

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Please tell me there's a way to do that.

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