There isn't.

Tragic.

What will you do if you decide you do want to date an NPC? 

I won't!

But what if you do?

In the unlikely event that dating an NPC is tactically indicated, Altronus will simply realize that he was mistaken about his sexuality. 

So let me get this straight,

[crosstalk] 

- I thought I was ace for eighteen years, you're trying to silence my unique voice and lived experience -

- but Altronus is thirty and has better WIS than you -

- were you mistaken for the entire 18 years? Isn't everyone asexual before puberty? -

- no, there were people I had crushes on it is very obvious in retrospect -

- but were you crushing on them in a sexual way?

Well, I guess not, but,

The prosecution rests.

That's not what "asexual" means!

If we look at the roots -

- or if we look at the dictionary -

This is an argument over definitions...

Yes, because he's wrong about the definition. 

- "not having sexual feelings toward others; not experiencing sexual desire or attraction" -

- I recognize that Merriam-Webster has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-ass decision - 

Uh, what I mean is, if you don't disagree about any concrete thing, then, uh, that is to say,

We do disagree about a concrete thing,

He's wrong about the definition!