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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Do you take it as a personal attack when someone disparages kicking wizards in the head???

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...We're getting a bit heated here.

And a lot sidetracked.

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Glorio Arkona casts as a sorcerer and is allergic to not getting the last word in: he'll just cast message and keep going.

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Ileosa's a bard, she can match him cantrip for cantrip!

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So, uh, I've been in a conversation, I mean Lyvina has been in a conversation, by message, the cantrip, I mean, with someone who could read her mind. And, context, I rolled high enough I mean Lyvina rolled high enough well I guess I was the one who rolled but it was her modifier anyway she knows everything that there is to know about rakshasa just about but I don't have as ready access to her store of trivia, I have to read it, right, and I didn't have chunked that rakshasa cast as sorcerers and can read minds as a supernatural ability, so, that was the context, anyway, I was having my mind read and I was curious what would happen if I didn't tell the GM what Lyvina was thinking, because then the rakshasa (but I didn't know it was a rakshasa) would read something but who knows what, because usually Lyvina knows what I'm thinking even if I don't tell the GM what I'm thinking but she can't possibly know what I'm thinking while she's having her mind read because that'd be blatantly supernatural and the GM isn't a psychic [citation needed] so the GM took a guess at what she'd be thinking and decided that what'd be in character was if she tried some science experiments to figure out whether she could easily prove that Golarion was real and our world the made up one (but she couldn't, probably because that isn't true) and then after that she deduced that she was having her mind read by a rakshasa, which I didn't know, and that really desynced us, and then the rakshasa started replying to things that Lyvina was thinking with me out of the loop until just a bit ago. 

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Your girlfriend loves you and for that sin you'll drag her down with you to Hell.

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Else cut out her soul and of that hollow shell fashion a Hell on the Prime Material. 

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man high-fiving a mammoth. google "Wait But Why mammoth" for context

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You've been talking with Melyia Arkona?

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No, it'd sometimes happen when she clearly wasn't talking.

I've been talking to a different rakshasa, who's relaying for Glorio Arkona.

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What.

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Well now I feel like an idiot.

They can all cast like sorcerers.

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Who even says something like that?? And why???

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Probably the same person and for the same considered reason that he kicked Toff Ornelos in the head??

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Oho! Sinister House Arkona is a whole family of rakshasa.

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Or at least all of the sorcerous ones in this room.

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Yeah.

And! 

They had to know that the penny would drop sooner or later, now that one's been revealed.

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Which is why Glorio Arkona, local philanthropist, is tugging at our heartstrings RE: what evil befalls rakshasa who go good - 

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- and why he made a big deal out of how there's no point in killing rakshasa - 

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Do you make a habit of, mid-conversation, randomly stabbing your allies in their fucking hearts?

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Hey now.

My personal life isn't on trial here.

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- he wants me to think that he's the "pagala," and... perhaps he wants her to think that Melyia (and others?) are, if not squeaky-clean, at least pagala-sympathizers whose next life would be worse -

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It's going to be.

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