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Gender? I hardly know 'er!
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"Aughhhhh," he says, eloquently.

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"Let me see let me see!"

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"I'll show you when you're older."

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"Let me see let me see!"

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Vivian makes to underhand toss the notebook, then remembers the situation and hands her over instead.

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He reads over it. "Bro, why are you like this?"

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Gabriel leans over to read, too. "...is that anything new? I thought you'd already admitted this stuff to yourself?"

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"I don't like that the Spirit's favorite power happens to be the one that is most darkly tempting to me."

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"You're so dramatic," Felicia opines.

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"Fel do not make me dig up your dark temptations in public here, I am prepared to do this."

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"Oh shut up, I don't have any dark temptations."

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"...fine just shut up."

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Is there something troubling about what I just said?
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"Pete, stop bullying your sister. Felicia, stop bullying your brother."

She looks over at the notebook's latest entry and, leaning over, writes in an unreasonably neat approximation of her earlier font Sorry, he started freaking out slightly and we're making fun of him for it.

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"...what did she say? Also did you introduce yourself again, she freaks out if she gets confused about who's whom."

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"I chose a really distinctive font for a reason but fine -" Sorry, this is Vivian.

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Oh, okay. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help! (With Peter feeling better. Not with making fun of him.)


And a tiny heart next to her name, perhaps as a thank-you.
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Roger wilco.

"The notebook is your only true friend in this pit of vipers," Vivian reports.

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"She's trying to tempt me by being so nice I can't find it in my heart to really believe she, or maybe the Spirit, might be Satan."

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"You know, it's kind of freaky to see this side of you," says Marcus, offering Peter the notebook back. "You're usually so composed."

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He accepts it. "Then I guess you should all feel very privileged, huh?"

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"This is actually really encouraging," Vivian notes. "I mean, the thing about the Spirit of Femininity being a huge nerd with the same kinks as you. I think it being an entity with preferences not just on the level of utility function yum give me paperclips but oh man it gives me pants feelings when you can make somebody into a better person with the magic of dick is really promising as far as values alignment goes."

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"...okay I have to give it to you that was a very impressive set of sentences right there."

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"It's the magic of love! Not dick!!"

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