"Not really. I figure we go through the first nether portal we find and then unleash Sapnap on it."

That's a little ominous. No actually that's a lot ominous. "Sounds cool." 

"Great. Let's go." They go through the portal in Kinoko and take it to the main hub. "What's this path," George says, pointing at a cobble-and-brick path decorated by cakes along the edges.

"Only one way to find out," Sapnap says, and starts placing TNT.

uh??

"How is that even going to lead to finding out," he says, pitches his voice so it sounds like a joke. 

"Either someone shows up to tell us why we shouldn't be doing this, or we get to blow stuff up. Well. We get to blow stuff up either way." The path leads to an honestly fairly cute teal-and-purple house.

As if on cue, when they reach it, a young woman with fairy wings and roses in her hair comes out and starts breaking the TNT. "Sapnap, stop, you're going to blow up my house."

"That's, uh, kinda the point, yeah."

"Guys, wait--all my music discs are in there--"

"Your music discs, huh? I'll show you what happens to music discs on this server."

George laughs. Sapnap's not stopping. Hannah starts running back and forth into and out of her house, putting down chests.

"You know we can blow up the chests too, right, you're not actually saving anything."

She switches tactics, starts trying to juggle stuff with her enderchest; George watches her for a moment and then mines her enderchest.

You can't appeal to morals with George, is the problem, and you can't really even with Sapnap either. To the extent that they have a sense of decency it doesn't run on morals, it runs on— 

"—dude, literally what are you two, are you three year olds? Is that what you are?" 

"If you're not going to be fun you can leave."

No, fuck this, he is fucking TIRED OF THIS. 

"If you're gonna act like my sister's toddlers maybe you need to go back to daycare." 

George turns to Sapnap. "What's gotten into Quackity today?" He laughs a little.

Sapnap shrugs. "I dunno, dude." He draws his sword; his voice stays friendly. "Q, it might be better if you leave us for this one."

Oh fuck—

—he absolutely cannot win a fight with Sapnap, he can't, his only options are don't get in one or let him kill you, death only matters if it matters but this would matter, does he value taking this stand that much—

—this isn't the arena but it runs on arena rules, George and Sapnap do and can and will just kill people for fun because you can do that you can get away with that—

—and Sapnap's at the top of his list of who he can beg for protection if he really needs it, does he really want to set that on fire, he doesn't have a better option—

—he is so fucking TIRED OF THIS—

"Sure." He only sounds a little pissed off. Sorry, girl with wings, hope you don't hate me too much. Sorry I'm such a fucking pushover. Sorry for being pathetic. "Hope you've got someone to hold your hands when you cross the street." 

Sapnap rolls his eyes but puts the sword away. "Dude, fuck off."

He fucks off, because he's pathetic and a coward and pathetic and pathetic and pathetic.

Back to Kinoko, not that he's staying; everything he cares about, which is just his jacket and Wil's headphones and his guitar and his elytra, goes in an enderchest where George can't destroy it for fun. And then he leaves, not aiming for anywhere in particular but sticking towards the north. 

Fuck, he needs better options. He still doesn't have anything to offer Phil and Techno (unless he goes crawling back to Wilbur, say what you want but Philza does love his son) (but he's not crawling back to Wilbur, he literally can't, Quackity will zero percent cooperate with that plan). Eret seemed nice enough but he has no clue what they want in a person; Ranboo won't say no to anyone either; Fundy could probably do a cave in the wilderness with traps at its entrance if Q really needed it but currently what he needs is not that; Quackity— is Quackity. Sapnap was his best bet for a reason, he's good at fighting but not sadistic— or at least, Q didn't think he was— 

It's fine. It's fine. It was a reasonably good-natured 'fuck off,' the sword went away, there wasn't actually a fight, he hasn't burned that bridge too badly. If he really, really needs to, Sapnap's still an option. It's fine. 

He's so tired of this. 

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<BadBoyHalo> o_O

In the north is Snowchester, where a group of people (George, Sapnap, the girl with wings, but also now Punz and BadBoyHalo and Foolish and Eret) are moving towards; past that, Logstedshire, a bombed-out wreck of craters and a one-block tower with no way to get back down; past that, Techno and Phil's (and Wilbur's, and Ranboo's) houses in the arctic; and past that is nothing but unexplored wilderness.

Good for Hannah. 

He's basically at Snowchester when he sees the group of people there. This is not really in the spirit of fucking off, he thinks, and then he moves within earshot anyway. 

"Kill Bad! Kill Bad!"

"Whoa whoa whoa don't do that--"

"We own Snowchester, we took Snowchester over!"

"How about-- kill that little piglin thing in that house, you know what I'm talking about?"