Here is a perfectly ordinary nightclub. It isn't open yet; there's a custodian straightening things up, and the DJ assembling his equipment, and a bartender putting her apron on, but no one is looking at this particular corner of the room.
This is useful knowledge to have! When the transaction is complete, she kisses him again.
As they are putting the sheets on the bed, Bird speculates, "Would that person feel better if I touched his dick?"
"Oh!" she says, surprised and perplexed. "Why?"
"Well, when I first touched your dick I was mostly interested in it because I'd never seen one before, but now I know you and I feel all these pleasant human emotions about you, and I care more about making you happy than about making strangers happy. So I probably won't touch that guy's dick. But I'm a little sad about it because it turns out that making people happy feels really nice and I like doing it. I guess there are lots of ways to make people happy besides touching their dicks."
"Cupcakes?" she says, perking up. "What are those?"
"I want to learn how to bake cupcakes!"
Happy little bounces.
So much cozier than sleeping in a cave!
In the morning, the first thing she says is, "How do I know what time it is?"
She does that, and snuggles him, and then gets her apron and her nametag and makes her way to her Job, where at the earliest opportunity she will ask how much money is in her paycheck.
Neat! If she understands the situation correctly, she will have five hundred dollars within a week!
"Actually a lot of that goes to taxes. We automatically take those out of your paycheck, which you could consider a favor since it makes it less likely you'll surprisingly owe thousands of dollars on tax day, or you could consider it an inconvenience because it means you have less money on hand in the short term, but we do it whether you want us to or not. And then there's the apron money but that's less than taxes."
"Well, accounting for taxes, how much is it?"