Seems reasonable! Though she might like to have a day off eventually. For adventures.

Sure, she just needs to get someone to cover her shift.

Okay then.

She is now in possession of A Job! This is good. This will result in money, which is also good. She is very diligent about doing Job Tasks up until the point where her shift ends and she can go back to the gym to find her boyfriend and perhaps ask him his name.

His name is Keith! He is very happy to see her! He will drive her to his place, which has no sheets on the bed and shelves made out of milk crates and kind of a lot of pizza boxes halfheartedly stacked in a corner, but does have a real shower in it that works. If she doesn't know how to use it Keith will get in with her and help while talking about how he's kind of embarrassed about the state of his apartment but now that he has a girlfriend who is so pretty and willing to touch his dick he will probably try a little harder for at least a week until he forgets and fails to establish new habits.

She does indeed need help using the shower. She is pleased to receive said help from Keith and his human penis.

"Do you want me to encourage you to establish new habits? I don't think I've ever done that before but I can try!"

"Maybe that will help! I don't know but it sounds worth a try!" He kisses her.

Kisses! What a fascinating human activity!! She has so much to learn from her new boyfriend. She's not totally sure what a boyfriend is but apparently she has one and it's pretty neat so far.

Next time she sees the person who gave her the apron she should ask how much money will be in her paycheck. And maybe what a paycheck is and how to interface with one? Actually she can probably ask Keith that right now. Mid-kiss, she pauses thoughtfully and says, "What is a paycheck and how do they work? Are they related to credit cards?"

"A paycheck is what you get for doing your job, it's money. You can put it in a bank account and then you can use your bank account to pay the bill for your credit card."

"So I should get a bank account," she concludes. "How do I do that?"

"You go to a bank with your paycheck and say you want to open an account and deposit it and then they might have other stuff you need to do like forms to fill out."

"Okay. I hope they will not need me to fill out too many forms or have too many other unexpected requirements like the thing where I needed to have a home before I could get a job or a neurologist appointment." But she is satisfied that probably it will be okay.

She kisses him again. Kissing: a very good human activity.

Oh good!!!

He orders pizza for dinner.

Pizza is a NOVEL AND EXCITING EXPERIENCE which will prompt MANY BOUNCES.

"Beimf humam if fo goog!!" she enthuses half-intelligibly around a mouthful of pizza, which she then swallows so she can enthuse at greater length. "I love human faces and human voices and human clothes and human foods!!! And your human penis!!!" And human KISSES which she will now DEMONSTRATE on his FACE.

Keith is 100% on board with this plan. What a good kissable gropeable girlfriend who is excited about pizza and his dick!

She IS, she is SO excited about pizza and his dick!!!

After dinner, possibly guest starring another appearance of his dick, he wants to run out and buy sheets! Does Bird want to come?

Yes! That sounds like a fun and novel human activity!

"I feel lots of pleasant human emotions about you!" she informs him as they head out. "It's really nice!"

"I like you a lot! Possibly more than anyone I have met before, even my mom! I knew getting laid would be important to my self-esteem and mental health but it turns out it's a much bigger deal than I knew!" says Keith.

"Aww! I'm really happy that I contributed positively to your self-esteem and mental health!" She extrapolates from the concept of kissing a little and affectionately bumps her cheek against his cheek.

This makes him giggle and kiss her again. Somebody yells, "You look happy and attractive and it makes me jealous and I'm probably going to masturbate about it later!

Bird yells back at them, "I hope you have fun!"

"I will but only until I get off and then I will be consumed with self-loathing and eat an unwise amount of ice cream!" snaps the yelling person.

"I'm sorry!" she says. "I wish I could help with that but I don't think I can!"

At the store there are many kinds of sheet to choose from! Keith has basically no opinions and if she doesn't either he will buy the cheapest kind.

She wants to touch all the kinds of sheets and then after doing some quick math in her head she points at an option in the lower-middle of the price range and says, "That one is the best amount of good to touch for the amount of money it is. And it's a pretty shade of blue."