"It must be truly frightful."

"It's like he's staring into your soul and judging!"

"Maybe he and Cricket should have a contest. A judgmental contest."

"But how would anyone ever judge that contest?! It's impossible!"

"It's quite possible to judge judgment! I judge Cricket's judgment all the time. So I might be biased in this contest, but still, it's doable."

"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's just impossible. That much judgment, all in one place - the world would implode."

"I think you overestimate the risk."

"I think you underestimate it! You're blind, I say! Blinded by judgment!"

"Only partially! I can still see you as a sillhouette in your hypothetical eyeshine color!"

"That's still pretty blind, you need to get star-child over there to make you a spell that lets you see naked people."

"I do not wish to see everybody naked, thank you."

"Prude!"

"Pervert!"

"I'm on Edarial's side here, not wanting to see random people naked isn't even prudery, it's just decent behavior."

"... Oh, fine. Not like it would hurt anyone, anyway."

Edarial rolls his eyes, but otherwise does not comment.

"It would not do them physical injury, but a whole lot of objectionable things don't."

"Yeah, but would they know about it or would it affect them in any way?"

"Do you have this opinion on last wills and testaments, and on people borrowing your stuff without permission as long as they put it back before you notice, and on waiters who don't have a disease at the time spitting in your food at restaurants?"

"First, kinda, because it's what they wanted. Second, nope, don't care. Last, I'd love to see a waiter ballsy enough to do that to me, I'd like to shake their hand."

"Okay, the not looking at people naked thing is also a 'what they wanted' thing. People don't want to be seen naked, this is a large part of why they wear clothes."

"Laaame. But fine, whatever."

Iobel sighs.

"And you see why I made it silhouettes only," says Edarial, dryly.

"I do see. Of course, you could have just refrained from casting it on him in anything less than a dire emergency."