"The corner goblin. Wow."

"It's a technical term. Very specific."

Edarial laughs at this.

"The corner goblin is an elusive creature, believed to emit positive psychic energy but difficult to verify."

"Its main food source is stray socks and lost stockings."

Yeah, he'll just keep laughing, over here.

"Where did that part come from?"

"Well they have to go somewhere."

"That doesn't mean you can just tuck it into the myth of the corner goblins with no further explanation."

"Yes it does, I am an expert on corner goblins, I was the one who discovered them!"

"You didn't discover them. You have speculated that they may exist."

"Shhh, same difference."

"It is not the same!"

"Definitely the same. Shhh, listen to the corner goblin expert."

"Stop shushing me."

"Awwww. Edaaaarial, your wife is telling me not to shush her!"

Edarial blinks at him. "So don't shush her."

"Daaaamn you, married couples, taking each other's side!"

"Yes, that is clearly what is going on here, we could never support positions on their own merits."

"Definitely not," agrees Edarial. "There is none of that here. Blind favoritism, it's the only way."

"Obviously that's what's going on here, why else would you agree with each other."

"Blinding personal loyalty. It's the only explanation."

"Yup. It was the misogynistic wedding vows that caused it, certainly."

"They do that, I hear it's bad for your health. Misogynistic wedding vows, not even once."

"Ugh those vows who wrote those vows do I have the queenly power to make the standard set be something else?"