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May 29, 2022 4:26 AM
the shanghai disasters do Beauty and the Beast
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa?

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In a monotone, very badly accented in English: "I'm Maurice. I'm Belle's father. I'm inventor. Town thinks I'm crazy."

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"Oh, father," Nie Huaisang says dramatically, "I'm sure you'll win first prize at the fair!"

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"Mn."

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"I'll miss you so much while you're gone."

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"I miss you too. I go to woods now." He walks a bit. "Now wolf attack me. Aaaaaaa."

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He is a very Polite and Civilised person, and is not going to laugh at earnest performances by freshmen.

...Even if they are that.

(Cause of death: was reminded of the 'Aaaaaaaa' and fell over laughing right into a mal.)

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Oh no! Wolves! Is his character going to die - is Belle going to be sad -? Masozi hugs Wen Ning more tightly. 

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Tomonori thinks the romantic drama is boring, but he makes sure to take notes so that he'll have something nice to say about Nie Huaisang's performance. He would much rather the story be about Maurice, the crazy inventor, though.

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"I run away from wolves to castle. Castle lets me in. I need place to stay for the night."

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Wei Wuxian is holding candles in both of his hands. "It is I, Lumiere! You can definitely stay here for the night!"

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"You are candle. Candles can't talk."

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"I was transformed into a candle by a witch with NO Marxist class analysis WHATSOEVER."

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"As inventor, I am curious how you're made."

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"Magic! Come sit by the fire! I'm incredibly bored and have had nothing to do for years. I'm so bored I want to do my actual job, which is ridiculous, because who wants to do work? No one."

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"Mn."

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"This will be fine as long as the master doesn't catch us!"

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Nie Huaisang looks so pretty in that dress.

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"I SAID, this would be FINE as long as the MASTER doesn't CATCH US."

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Oh right!

He roars dramatically.

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"Oh fuck."

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"Who let this stranger into the house? Who dared disobey me?"

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"He was set upon by wolves! You can't just leave him to die out in the cold."

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"I can too! You've betrayed me!" He spins around and glares at Maurice. "Come to stare at the beast, have you? Come to make fun of how hideous and terrifying and fundamentally unlovable he is?"

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"No."

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