"You are a menace. --An adorable menace."

"If you're also a dom we might have some problems. I did not screen for this."

"You are the most innocent of virgins, who knows what bondage is and that they're a dom-- okay, so those last two go together, but still."

"I'm very innocent. Human beings have self-lubricating butts. Tentacles are often involved in sexual intercourse. About fifty percent of women have penises. Schoolgirls never attend class because they are so busy being raped. It's a real problem in Japanese schools."

"The Scholomance is restful by comparison for our Japanese colleagues."

"Oh, no, don't worry, all the Japanese schoolgirls love getting raped. You can tell by how hard it makes the fifty percent of them who have penises."

He's having a helpless fit of the giggles now. Who allowed this freshman to be so charming.

"Our Japanese colleagues are so disappointed by how little rape happens here."

"It's very unfortunate. The mals are the wrong kind of awful."

He puts his head on Jing Yi's shoulder. "You have dodged the question."

He should probably do something about the shoulder-pillow situation. ...he is objectively not. "I can be flexible."

"How am I supposed to provide a good experience if I don't know what you like? Other than a practical objection to being tied up."

"Aren't I meant to be the one debauching you?"

He flops down on the bed. "I am entirely naive and you should work your wicked ways upon me."

"But first you need to take over my bed and ask me what I like."

"You could always demonstrate!"

He should not take this opportunity. This is a Terrible Idea, on Some Level, Probably. "I could do that, yes."

And now he is lying next to him and kissing him, presuming he doesn't stop him.

Right, see, where would you get in life if you turned down sex that was a terrible idea on some level probably. Dying a virgin, that's where.

This is Technically a Display of Altruism. Gotta prevent people dying as virgins. Very important. This is a community service.

"I do have to ask: have you kissed before?"

"Made out with two of my clavemates a bunch while I was drunk, kissed some mundies for practice so I could be a good kisser before I got here, and kissed two guys so far at the Scholomance neither of whom actually likes kissing."

"Okay, so I'm going to have to work harder to debauch you. --its very unfair that there are people who don't like kissing."

"I know, right? Kissing is great."

"It's a very excellent activity." And he should demonstrate his dedication to the cause of Kissing.

This is excellent dedication. Nie Huaisang is impressed.

How does Nie Huaisang feel about escalations to holding. and why has he even been convinced to do this