On Saturday afternoon, Nie Huaisang knocks on Jing Yi's door.
"Oh! Well! I'm the second most useless Shanghai enclaver-- Wen Ning beat me because he's monolingual-- so I'm definitely going to die! And I am very concerned! That unless some people hit puberty very quickly! I am going to DIE A VIRGIN!" This last is wailed and punctuated by flopping on Jing Yi's bed.
That is an impressively honed lip wiggle. "You're very cute-- usually there is more than, like, two minutes of conversation?" (Assuming 'translating an argument you were in' does not count as conversation). "And also no point by point reasoning about why someone should fuck you."
"I'm very innocent. Human beings have self-lubricating butts. Tentacles are often involved in sexual intercourse. About fifty percent of women have penises. Schoolgirls never attend class because they are so busy being raped. It's a real problem in Japanese schools."
Okay, so an unexpected benefit of being with frosh is he is ninety percent sure that if it came down to it, he could throw him across the room. Makes being pinned so much less of a bad idea.
... And he definitely appreciates the idea of being called a slut more than he should. "You certainly can."