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These boys are idiots, your honour
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"He's in the clothes he died in. He can take them off but they eventually show back up on his body."

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"How—never mind. So when you die you like copy the clothes you were in? They're ghost clothes? What about, like, other clothes, can you get other clothes? —I'm getting distracted, why did I think of this—right, I wanted to know if you could bring objects with you to Mars somehow."

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"It's not Mars.  Developing a spell to kill objects in ways other than them being attached to dying people would have a pretty big impact on a lot of ghosts' happiness.  But my parents have heard of other ghosts seeing stuff there sometimes.  Normal physical Earth objects.  The worlds are like, spheresish stuff in outer space, sometimes you can see other ones of them from the one you're stuck on, and there are ones that are all water on the surface, and ones that are water and sand such that the whole thing is beaches, and cave systems, and one that's just like a giant spiky urchin shape made out of crystal or something.  And there are a lot of, maybe normal space rocks around them.  Again, my parents have said; I've never been, I can't leave here."

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"Oh so they're like alternate dimensions that... look like regular places? Or, like, you know.

"...you can develop spells, how sure are you that ghosts weren't created by a spell at some point? Like if someone could create a spell that made ghosts impossible to exist in some specific place that you needed to destroy..."

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"I don't know that at all.  They could have been."

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...Jeremy is making a happy face. Jake does not like this for some reason.

What the fuck is up with Jake.

He relays it.

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"Do I have any more questions about ghosts... I feel like I should have more questions about ghosts..."

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"...Maybe you want to tell him about how my dad has an axe in his face that follows the same rules as ghost clothes?"

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"Jeremy's dad has an axe in his face that follows the same rules as ghost clothes."

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"—like it keeps coming back? Does it hurt?"

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"No.  We don't really feel pain, uh, usually.  He tends to keep it in because he doesn't like the surprise of it coming back.  And it's not like he can hit it on anything."

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"Wow. That sounds kind of unpleasant. Maybe we should invent a spell to fix that."

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"That would be great.  But killing objects would still be better—if people could play their own music, read their own books...  It would be a big increase in, uh.  Quality of Afterlife."

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"Yeah, for sure.

"Now, uh... spells, I guess?"

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"You guys hungry? —or, uh, you hungry."

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"...oh, I could eat. Wait, was that insensitive, I mean that I'm a bit hungry—"

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"I didn't find that insensitive."

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