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These boys are idiots, your honour
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"Hey Oliver do you wanna pick a part of your body to feel cold? Jeremy says he can do that."

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"Uhhh not to be a spoilsport but like on the hypothesis this is at least partially made up hypnosis is still possible? Not that I'm saying you're making it up—"

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"I was literally the one who suggested I could be schizophrenic, you can chill about my feelings."

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"Or I could fly you."

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"Sure, flying me is probably good enough proof."

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Jeremy sends him off on a gentle, low lap around the house.  He follows close enough to see Jake around the corners, and catches up at the end.

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Could technically still be faked he's probably close enough to convinced now.

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It turns out Jake's still kinda pissed off though because that was not, actually, fun.

"Hey Jeremy are there any other spells of mass destruction in the spell book?"

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"Wh—uh.  It's complicated?"

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"Complicated how?"

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"It teaches you to make new spells.  You could do the ritual I did to arbitrary numbers of people and possibly become arbitrarily more powerful.  It doesn't really specify.  ...There could be a loophole like the one I noticed and one of the spells I think is fine is actually incredibly dangerous somehow."

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"Hm." He kinda wanted to give the book to Oliver, but...

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"Do you want to tell your friend I say hi?  To him?"

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Wow why is this making Jake want to start crying. What the fuck, Kang Jaeha, what's wrong with you?

"Jeremy asked me to say hi to you."

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"Oh. Um. Hi. Uh. Nice to meet you? I'm Oliver?"

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"...It's also nice to meet him.  Honestly.  Uh, I'm sorry that our first introduction of ghosts to another person went like this.  I was planning to plan it better.  He seems cool, though."

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"Oliver's pretty cool. Honestly thinking about it I think he'd be good for the, like. Magic side of things. It sounds like his kind of thing."

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"—it does?"

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"Am I wrong?"

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"I don't know! Magic isn't real! I mean, wasn't! ...should this be meant to be a secret, there's, like, been people walking past—"

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"People simply don't pay attention to other people being weird most of the time, unless they look dangerous. And it's autumn, people'd rather just go back home than stay out in the cold to figure out whatever's wrong with a weird person, so long as it doesn't look like they're going to get hurt or hurt others."

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"...admittedly that's in Korea, but I haven't had problems here yet."

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"...He's really much more comprehensible than you, I have to say.  To me."

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"Clearly I'm the charisma build of this party."

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"Oh God I need to get off Tumblr I'm making nerd jokes out loud in public now."

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