"Hello, Cam!  What business do you have with WindClan?"

"I have come to offer you a computer so that all the clans can have one!"

"What's that?"

"It is a device that can manipulate information! Starclan is working on getting you guys able to read so you can use them. I can show you how to use the kind I came up with for cats when you tell me where you want it."

"If you come along with me I can find someone who can make that decision."

"Lead the way."

She starts off in the direction she came from.  "So StarClan sent a sign about this?"

"About computers specifically? No. But ThunderClan and ShadowClan have them now."

"So everyone but RiverClan will . . . be better at lying to each other??  Why are they getting left out?"

"They're not, I just came here first."

"Oh."  She continues walking in silence a while.

" - Oh, I see, it's not actually about lying at all, is it."

"I mean, nothing stops you from putting lies on it, but yeah, that's not the central use case."

"I didn't know what else it might mean to manipulate information.  But it's just for far-away talking of any kind?  With whom?"

"Other people who have computers - so the other clans, but I'll be handing out more of these. In the long run it'll let you talk to twolegs who aren't me and don't speak cat, if you want."

"That seems . . . interesting.  - I heard you've been escorted around the territories by Fireheart; is he well?"

"Was last I saw him!"

"I'm glad to hear it; he's a good cat.  He helped me carry my kit back here after we had been driven out by ShadowClan."

"How's your kit doing now?"

"Quite well.  I heard you spoke with him this morning, I hope he was well behaved.  Gorsepaw is his name."

"I'm not so good at names as to specifically remember him, sorry."

"Very understandable."

"That having been established, if you tell me your name I will try to remember it for the duration of this conversation."

"It's Morningflower."

"Oh, that's pretty, most of the clan cat names are kind of lost on me aesthetically but I like yours."

"Oh.  Thank you.  I don't know much about Twoleg names to compare yours to."