"Hi Jesus! This is Cam, we spoke earlier."

"It's good to be doing it again with voices.  Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Maybe! What is your opinion on slavery?"

"Deeply harmful not only to its direct victims but to those who enforce and support the institution, and to future generations: while it exists it causes souls who will eventually join the One to fail to flourish in life through either their oppression or their enabled cruelty, leading to all of us having a less benevolent and effective god reigning above than we otherwise would.  Has useful functions regardless, some of which should be replicated when it's replaced by a less abusive system."

"Great, cool, nice spiel, can I get your help with buying and manumitting my electrical grid consultant? I don't have a legal identity and it seems like one might be called for."

"I'd have to shuffle the budget some but I think so."

"I can cover it monetarily, I sold Jordan a motorcycle recently."

"Then certainly."

"Great. Is Londinium city hall convenient to you? We can meet there and have the rest of this conversation in person."

"How quickly?  I'm presently on a different continent."

"It is not urgent on a scale of hours. I can come pick you up, or you could maybe recommend me a local friend who also has a legal identity or something."

"I can find someone near you who my network will vouch for within the hour."

"Great. I do have another thing I wanted to mention."

"Yes?"

"You know how I'm from another universe?"

"So I've been told."

"My universe had a Jesus! Little over two thousand years ago. Super duper famous. I would like to guess some things about your life so as to see if that's a coincidence or not."

"Fire away."

"Do you have a friend named Judas, possibly Iscariot?"

"You could call us that."

"Simon and/or Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, another James, Thaddaeus, another Simon?"

"Those match."

"Is your mom named Mary? And your dad or possibly stepdad I'm not sure Joseph?"

"Mary and Joseph Christ.  Why possibly stepdad?"

"Well, in the mythology associated with your alternate universe self there's a god involved - not a star cluster, just, like, a being with a ton of superpowers and stuff - and it is a very prominent part of the mythology that, if you will excuse me, that my universe's Mary gave virgin birth due to miraculous intervention. She didn't in reality, busybody demons have checked, but it might have fit with Joseph being your stepdad. However also in my universe Christ was not a surname, it was a title meaning 'anointed one', so."