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"Also, we are like, from a different world so we might want to keep your help if possible," he says, removing his shirt to check for injuries on himself too.

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Taharqi looks a little bit bemused by Gabe's mentioning of him being naked as if that in itself meant... anything.

"'Different world'," he repeats.

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"That is what I said. Oh, wait. You weren't going to hide that from him?"

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"What? No! I am just not used to explaining 'we are from another world' to people. It's not like I had the opportunity to specialize in that."

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"You might want to take a step back to explain what 'different world' means, exactly."

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"There is more than one world, and you can't travel between them the way you could travel by moving the normal way. And they can be quite different from each other, including having different kinds of people, magic or just ways they work. Does that help?"

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"Is this like the realm of the dead or the realms of the gods?"

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"I am not familiar with either. But our world is not a place that you could walk, or fly, or swim to. No matter how fast or if you could move indefinitely."

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"I... see. I think."

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"We were in a magical accident, which is what got us here."

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"That seems unfortunate. Does your world not have... weapons, or animals? You seemed very unprepared, out there."

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"Ah, it does. But we weren't expecting a fight with wild animals."

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"No offense, but you two also suck at fighting."

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Yeah you do, he doesn't say.

"Well, are you hungry?" he says instead.

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"We would love to eat. Thank you so much. We... our magic is capable of duplicating things if given enough time."

He has been inspecting Gabe's injuries this whole time, and Taharqi can now see a black crystal outgrowth from Henry's finger that covers Gabe's injuries.

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Weird sorcery. Cool-looking, though.

He gets to his knees to scoot over to the iron pot, and he grabs some clay bowls to distribute spiced meat with berries to everyone.

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Thomas accepts the spiced meat with berries. "So, how about you? Do you often sexily rescue strangers from wild animals?"

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"Sexily? I don't often rescue anyone because most people around here would just as soon kill and eat me but the three of you seemed more lost than most."

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"Sexily. Because you are sexy. And physical prowess and unabashed nudity is hot. Also, yeah, we are definitely more lost than most people."

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"This place has cannibals?"

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"Nudity is hot...? That sounds like you would be turned on very often. And yes, the Darfari tribes like eating people to please their god."

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"Ah, we are from cultures with different standards around nudity. Likely sex if your offer was at all common. And… yikes, about the cannibals. Is their god real?"

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"...Yog is real, yes, are most of your gods imaginary?"

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"Yes? Some worlds have real gods, but that has never stopped worlds from coming up with their own."

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"Why would you invent gods if they don't exist?"

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