He wakes up with a rasping gasp and immediately sits up and starts coughing.
What... the fuck?
I, uh. This was perhaps a terrible idea actually. So there were these two guys. Um. Twins. And uh. One thing led to another and uh. Their uh. Dad. Caught us? In bed? Together. And it was a bit of a, uh. Scandal. Kind of.
So it turns out that they actually caught feelings for me? Both of them. And I didn't realise. Until, uh, last time around. And it—they were also part of my wish, but I guess my wish didn't cover it. I wished I hadn't fucked them up and made them suffer, too. So, uh, both of them like me, and Akira—one of them just texted me. I haven't read his text yet but last time he didn't text me so I can only imagine it must be because the rumours about—you and I—must've reached them same as they reached my father.
So uh. Yeah. I didn't—still don't, really, know what to do about it. Well, nothing, maybe, last time it was just—it was a whole thing, and both of them confessed at the same time, and I was so—I didn't know. I didn't mean to lead them on. But apparently I did and I feel—really guilty about it. ...maybe telling you about my, uh, I guess not exes, but, uh, maybe this isn't so cool, actually? I don't have feelings for them—
It didn't sound like you did especially, the vibe I get from 'caught in bed with a set of twins' is not really romantic in nature. I know you slept around. But I don't know what you should do about them having caught feelings.
I guess the best I can do is 'turn them down more gracefully and tactfully than I did last time', but like impulsive decisionmakers all over the world I am procrastinating reading that text by convincing myself that I should eat breakfast and maybe have some coffee and be properly awake before—that. Ugh, I should probably not reject them by text, that'd come off as really callous, and if I wait until the party—I'm not even sure I'm going to the party this time, I might be out with you dealing with witches—
That makes him laugh out loud. I just realised I actually have no pictures of you so yes but I'm not sure I should actually send him any.
He is texted a selfie.
Would you if you didn't know the subtext that you have for time travel reasons?
His boyfriend is sooooooooooooooooooo pretty. Yutaka should take more pictures of him.
...maybe. There's a ton of subtext here that I have for non-time travel reasons, too, though.
Okay. Well, I have no social grace but if I'm guessing wildly and drawing entirely on literature tropes as a substitute for experience maybe in your shoes I'd... say something about it happening really suddenly?
Yeah probably. But he's also, ugh, he's hiding that it shook him because he thought I just didn't do the whole 'boyfriend' thing and that's why he never shot his shot, and he's still hoping that I'll laugh it off and tell him that the rumours are exaggerated and you're just another fling, and he's maybe hoping that at minimum you're so drop-dead gorgeous that it makes sense that I broke my streak for you, and he will be heartbroken if I tell him that I like you because of your personality.
That is a very awkward position to be in and I do not have the answers in my secret being right about everything book.
Yeah, I know. Sigh. I'll... figure it out.
He's a good guy. Akira. Toshiki is, too. They're good guys. Good people. They shouldn't get hung up on me.
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no can do
Literary criticism brain proposes setting them up with other people?? I have no idea if that would help at all or be actively counterproductive.
...no, that's honestly legit. I never tried setting people up before but I actually know this guy who'd work out great with Akira—how didn't I think of that before—Toshiki's a tougher nut to crack, though, he thought he was straight and I don't think he knows what he wants.