malduoni learns about some suspicious otherworldly visitors
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Sure that's a distraction. Mhalir is confused about why she has opinions on Andalite hotness at all, they're aliens, does she mean their human morphs? 

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It is hopelessly uncosmopolitan to be exclusively attracted to humans. Admittedly she's stretching the definition of hotness a little bit but some are daintier and some are scarier and some have better fur.

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...Wow, sure, he will hear her rankings of that then, it sounds kind of interesting, he apparently hasn't been paying any attention at all to those traits. Including scariness; Andalites are all about equally nervewracking to him because of their species. 

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They could all kill you in a heartbeat but some of them look more inclined to than others! Scariness is not actually inversely related to hotness because a little bit scary is hot. You wouldn't want someone who lacks the followthrough and initiative to murder you even if it's a good idea. Most of them are blue but some are purple and Carissa prefers the purple, which seems to go with a slighter build and more dexterity; some of them hold their eyestalks weird; some of them are more expressive. 

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Huh. Mhalir peers at them through Carissa's eyes and tries to retrieve his Alloran-memories, which now feel at a very distant remove, and remember what the colours mean and figure out what's going on with the eyestalks, so he can tell Carissa. 

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Colors have to do with genders and some of these Andalites have been explicitly assigned sentry duty; they won't look like that once they trade out.

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They can sit on the ground and rank them until the nearest prisoner starts to wake up again, at which point she Messages Aroden about this even though that's terrifying.

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Aroden still has a ghost of a lingering headache, but is trying to ignore it and focus. He heads over. "Is Mhalir all right?" he asks her. 

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"I don't know," she says, very calmly, not MAD AT HIM at all. 

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Sigh. "It leaves me feeling off for the rest of the day if I try to think about my memories as a god. I am generally fine after a night's sleep, I expect he will be too. Anyway," glance at the wizard stirring on the ground, "I suppose we had better get to it. I may ask you for advice on the correct questions to ask." 

He sits down on the grass and waits for the wizard to wake up fully, eyes boring coolly into him. 

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Carissa is terrified but she'll sit nicely and quietly and set a good example.

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The wizard tries teleporting from a lying on the ground position and when this fails because of the geas, sits up and looks at Nefreti.

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"Wasn't her, she hasn't got Wish," she says, with a toss of her head at Aroden.

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"That was Wish? Why the -"

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Nefreti's decision to reveal his secret (he assumes for her own amusement as much as anything else), and Carissa's reaction to it, have convinced Aroden that just introducing himself is a promising strategy here. And not as costly as his cached feelings around it would indicate: he's going to be telling the world anyway in a few days and Asmodeus already knows anyway. 

"I am Aroden," he says, calmly. "You thought I was dead, but I am not. I have been preparing to retake my country for the past century and am now ready. I kidnapped you here to ask some questions about Hell." 

He's reading the wizard's thoughts, of course, watching his response. 

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The wizard thinks that's bullshit. However, you should probably appease powerful crazy people. "I ....study Hell some," he says. "Is that why you kidnapped me?" Did Sevar name him to crazy guy? She must have. Horrible little bitch, not that he won't name a bunch of acquaintances if it gets crazy wizard guy off his plate.

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"Yes." He glances down at his initial notes. "Tell me about the outer circle of Hell's defences against extraplanar invasion, from Heaven in particular."

This is going to be such an irritating way to do this, he thinks; he knows some of the right questions to ask, but not nearly all of them, and geased or not his prisoner is not going to cooperate any more than Aroden can make him.  

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"They --- don't publicize that? For obvious reasons - look, if you want to fight a war with Hell kidnapping students is not the place to start."

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"Some devil kidnapped his wife so now he's in a hurry and we're in a time-dilated demiplane and also he's going to get really frustrated if you don't have anything to say even if it's just your best guess from a textbook."

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Horrible little bitch. "There's magic across Hell to detect extraplanar incursions. The lords of Hell are responsible for defending their own realms; they can call on each other for favors, but don't like to." He can go on in this vein for a while; he isn't particularly trying to say anything informative but he's also not particularly trying not to, crazy dude's definitely going to die if he goes to fight Hell but that is not his problem.

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Aroden can work with that, and makes no further effort to persuade the wizard of his sanity. He grabs onto intriguing bits and pieces wherever he can, notes them down in shorthand, asks more questions to chase down those threads. This is fine, he knows how to run an interrogation with Detect Thoughts, it's just so inefficient compared to Yeerks and he's itching to get back to figuring out ship-Gate techniques with Nefreti. 

When the second wizard makes some motions toward waking up, he doesn't ask anyone to stun them again, just barks at them to go to the other side of the demiplane and wait. 

Eventually he thinks he's exhausted the limits of this man's knowledge, or at least is too annoyed to keep digging. He asks the wizard for a list of names for people he should kidnap for this, if the answer isn't 'students Carissa heard of once'. 

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Well, they'll have good Will saves, but he knows most of the distinguished scholars in his field.

Is he, uh, going to be returned home now.

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Well, not right now, even if he's geased to be cooperative he could probably figure out something inconvenient to do from there. Can he go wait quietly at the other end of the demiplane, they'll figure out something to do with him and his friend. (Probably dump them on the pharaoh once they're back in the material plane, Aroden thinks, but he sees no reason to bring that up now.) He's welcome to eat and drink but shouldn't bother Carissa or any of the aliens. 

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This gets more mental invective directed at Carissa, as well as vague curiosity about what specifically she's doing to be crazy wizard's favorite pet, but he's happy enough to scoot out of the way and avoid further attention and worry about whether they're going to kill him instead.

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Carissa goes to get the other one.

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