--and then shut just as smoothly and quietly a second later, almost dropping the bowls because what the fuck.
She sets the bowls down on the floor as quietly as physically possible and buries her bright red face in her hands and takes deep breaths.
It's not like she's never--of course she has, obviously, she took just as much advantage of Nie Huaisang's illicit porn-vending services as any of the boys back when they were all students together, it's just--
She never expected the immaculate, elegant, poised Second Jade to--!
Especially not when they were sharing a room and Wei Ying was only going to be gone for a minute!!! How shameless! Surely she would have ample ammunition the next time Lan Zhan called her that.
Except the idea of using this against Lan Zhan in any way makes her stomach do unpleasant flip-flops.
...This is objectively really good, right, if she's doing that then that means she's recovering from what happened, right? That's. That's probably why.
Except that her own lower abdomen is a pool of molten heat right now, and her mind is presenting her with all kinds of images, composed of imagination on a scaffold of Lan Zhan in a single soaked white robe in the Cold Pond Cave, Lan Zhan smiling at her, Lan Zhan in the moonlight and prettier than any full moon could ever be--
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Okay. So. Apparently she's desperately into her best friend. Her best friend who--this is not the time, no matter how well she's recovering. Her best friend who is definitely the most amazing wonderful person in the universe and FUCK, she is definitely in love with Lan Zhan.
...
She should. She should definitely not listen against the door.
...Except...how else is she supposed to know when it's safe to come back in?
Cheeks and other areas burning, she presses her ear against the door.