"Did I never tell you? I learned how to cook to make boys happy."

"Is that so. It serves this purpose, though, like, I might be imagining having to explain why exactly I was perpetuating this entire domestic arrangement here to a judge in the hypothetical where someone brings me up on charges about my 'wiggle room for espers'..."

"Well, Mr. Judge, you see, I am a man of habit, and I have this unshakeable habit of trying to make boys happy as a goal unto itself."

"Not that in particular, just, like. Mr. Swan, please explain to the jury at exactly what point in the process of having unsupervised custody of this smoking hot man you began to expect homecooked meals and daily oral sex."

"Well, Your Honour, I really enjoy cooking meals and giving blowjobs, I just kept offering and offering all the time, it's only to be expected eventually he'd get used to it."

"No jury would convict me." Nomf.

"I feel like it's just a win for all involved."

"The best kind of situation."

"—actually I've been curious about something. Did you never, ah... have guided sex before? You mentioned you'd tried it with non-espers and it was lackluster..."

"Oh, for a while I had a secondary in Vancouver, my father lives in B.C. and I'd like to do dungeons when I was visiting him occasionally, but me and Sparkler didn't get along that well and I haven't seen him in a couple years, there's an Ablinger marble between Vancouver and Toronto now."

"And that was it? Just him? Wow, uh. ...is it gauche for me to say you've really been missing out?"

"I also once as a one-off hooked up with a guy who'd teleported in from London for a really weird psychic dungeon but that actually managed to be worse. I don't know how gauche it is but it's correct, I was clearly deprived."

"Wow. I almost want to ask."

"What, how it managed to be worse? Obligate kink I wasn't into. Sparkler and I were not particularly well-matched in terms of what we liked doing but it was all off the same menu."

"I suppose that'd do it." Though clearly the menu they were ordering off was from some shitty fast food chain restaurant, so Jaeha is very happy to offer a proper gourmet meal, here.

"I coulda looked harder but it was never a priority."

Could not have been Jaeha. "That makes sense. I'm happy to be of service, anyway."

"Confusing though this may be to the hypothetical jury it is appreciated."

Ohhh he's so pretty. Jaeha knows espers all are but he's so pretty. And he thinks Jaeha is smoking hot, and he likes Jaeha's food, and he likes getting blowjobs from Jaeha, and he thinks Jaeha is interesting to talk to, and...

...Jaeha knows what he'd need to do to seduce Haru. It's really quite obvious. Haru was kind of hard to read at first, but Jaeha's not as stupid as he was when he first started dating Tae-gun, he's a lot better at reading people without his powers than he was then, and now that he understands the kind of person Haru is, now that he's let himself understand, it's obvious. He could do it, if he tried.

So he mustn't try. 

The problem, though, is that...

...the problem is that a big part of the way to seduce Haru is to become a kind of person Jaeha kind of does want to become. It's to be the kind of good that will be able to move past everything he did and grow from it. Become a better person, in deed and not just in word. Jaeha wants that. 

So he's in a bit of a pickle.

Haru takes a half an additional hotteok, gobbles it up, and waves as he teleports out. "See you later!"