"That is totally Lawful Good still. Just on the extreme side."

That makes Tabs laugh. "Shut up, I totally took a quiz. I'm neutral good." 

She takes the list back, and looks through it. "Anything else you remember?"

"Hmmmm." She closes her eyes and thinks deeply. "Something about the short haired, blonde Chantry woman?"

"Oh, THAT bitch. Mother Petrice. Yeah, we're gonna have to get her sent to Orlais or some shit."

"What is she up to in act one?"

"She kidnaps a qunari saarebaas against their will, names it, then sends it out of the city with Hawke in the hope they all get killed."

"....that's a yikes from me."

"Yeah, and it's literally all in the hope that it fires up the Catholics to rise up against the qunari and kick them out of the city. Violently."

"Catholics?"

"Oh, whoops! I meant Chantry followers! Such a slip up."

"The biggest whoops. Totally not on purpose."

"Me? Hating on the Catholic church? Never."

"They're so innocent and pure. How could you?"

"Because clearly I'm hellspawn and must be exorcised. Or exercised." 

"Or make you do the beep test. Over and over."

"I once got to 7 on the beep test. Highlight of my primary school life."

"I begged off with 'weak ankles'."

"That was an option? Fuck! I had the weakest ankles! Well, ankle. Right one. Roll it on like a weekly basis." 

She taps the list again. "The herbalist missions are out, they're like, optional optional. As is the mission you do for Meeren or Athenril."

"Hmmmm. Companion stuff?"

"Only recruitment at this stage, and it seems like he's got everyone."

Anya nods... and then looks down at her hands.

"Totally off topic, but... I'm a mage. With like magic. Do you think it's safe to try? To do magic. Here. Right now."

"Um, no? Do it! Do some magic! I have it on good authority that the Alienage is always much chiller with magic than anywhere else."

"Eeee! Okay, um. How do I even?"

"Ah, well, it was never really a thing covered in anything? I guess it's just like- an instinct. Maybe close your eyes, concentrate on what you want to do, and then just...do it?"

"Okay!" She closes her eyes and... does that. Tries to feel for magic? "I have no real idea what I can do. What does magic feel like anyway?"