May 29, 2020 3:41 PM
anya and tabs are dropped into dragon age 2. literally.
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"Okay, but like...you're fucking glowing!? Like glow-in-the-dark stars!?"

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The glow fades, and Anya can feel memories not her own, a backstory for a character. 

The human card flips, and splits into the three classes: warrior, rogue, and mage.

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"....I have a background now. Tabs. This is a character creation thing. What."

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"...you just picked your race. And you picked human?" 

Tabs snorts. "Ya basic!"

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"Can I go back? I wanna go back, please, magic card things. I'm pressing B!"

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The character class cards simply glow brighter.

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"Okay, that's bullshit, you can go back in actual Dragon Age, floaty cards."

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Anya huffs and squints at the new three cards.

"Okay. All of these options are pretty awesome. But magic."

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"Hell yeah! You've gotta pick mage! OOooooh, Anya! Anya, Anya, Anya, we know all the subclasses!"

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"Ice! Freeze-y magic! My aesthetic. But also fire."

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"It's just elemental. Don't listen to the Inquisition classes, they're liars. Also, it was bullshit watering down from the first two games."

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The mage card agrees with Tabs, flipping once more to show...are those the classes from Dragon Age 2?

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"I kinda want healing too. Because that's just sensible. So that's... Creation or Spirit Healer?"

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"From memory, Creation has basic heal, and buffs for stamina and strength. Spirit Healer has group heal, and resurrect. I know, because I take Anders literally everywhere and those are his skills."

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"Spirit Healer involves literally joining with an actual Spirit though, doesn't it? Like Wynne and her Spirit of... Faith?" she tries to remember.

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"Oh, yeah. Forgot that part." Tabs grimaces a little. "And we don't really know how to do that...without doing a Justice-type situation."

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"Joining with a spirit... yeah, pass. Sounds creepy. Also mixing that with my bipolar. Yikes."

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"Oh, oh yeah. Eesh. Yeah, I am banning us from putting any kind of spirit in our heads."

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"Agreed. That's a no from us. So. Creation and Elemental? Primal is super tempting though. Also Spirit has like... shields and things? I don't remember."

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"Maybe we'll get to pick more later? We will get to level up, right?" 

Tabs directs her next words upwards, into the ether. "WE GET TO LEVEL UP, RIGHT!?"

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The cards glow. Maybe in agreement? 

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"Okay, awesome! Um. Um. Hmm. Okay. Okay, this is super stressful. Aaaa. Okay. Chill. Yeah. I'll pick Creation and Primal because legit lightning is cool as fuck."

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"Aww! You're channelling Nia!"

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"Look, Nia is also cool as fuck and she appreciates the aesthetic. Also I wanted to play as a zappy mage. So."

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"Hey! Big Approve from me! You're crowd control."

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