Tabs is used to sleeping with a light on, and to soft music, but her bed has somehow become made of rocks, so she stirs grumpily. 

Anya is used to warm and dark and soft and much quiet.

This is not that.

The not-bed is no longer able to be ignored, so Tabs rolls over with a groan, blearily blinking her eyes open, while her hand gropes around for her phone. 

"Uggghhhhhhh...where is it-" Then she sees where she is, and sits up. "...where am I?"

"What? Why awake?" She reaches for Tabs.

"Anya, I'm- I'm kind of freaking out-" Tabs grips Anya's arm tightly.

Mrp????

"What's wrong?"

"I think I'm hallucinating. Giant tarot cards. Like the ones from Inquisition?"

She flops a little and snuggles. Though she's waking up slowly through the haze. And the cold.

"Are you dreaming?"

"I'm like....90% certain I'm awake? When I talk in my sleep, is it usually clear sentences?"

"....Nope." She opens her eyes and forces herself awake. Then blinks at the space around them. "Um."

"Oh, good! You can see it too. We're both crazy."

"That's not news, babe. But also um???"

"Uh huh! Um. We've fallen into a nightmare. Love that for us."

The tarot cards seem to glow brighter, as they both wake up, and the images clear, to reveal the four playable races from Dragon Age. 

"A nightmare about Dragon Age?" She sits up, pulling Tabs up with her. "Am I in your head? Where is your husband?"

"The fact that my husband isn't here is proof this is a nightmare. If this was a dream, I would not only have Anders, but also a pile of ginger kittens." 

Tabs frowns at the cards. "Are the cards...trying to beckon us?"

"They do look particularly beckon-y. Want me to poke them?"

"Yeah, and I will stand behind you, like the true Gryffindor I am."

She hugs her quickly, takes her hand and walks over to the large and weirdly magical looking huge floating tarot cards.

Tabs twines their fingers and grimaces at the maybe-hallucinations.

The cards shuffle themselves as Anya gets close, stopping with the human one in front of her, the qunari on her right, and the elf on her left.

....okay. She will poke the human one then. Since it's right in front of her.

The card glows, and then Anya glows.

"Fucking shit!"

!!!!

"I'm glowing??? Why am I glowing? Glowing was not on the cards! Literally."