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Marlo Lane
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0%)
Stats:DOM: 2/100
SUB: 15/200
BOD: 20 (+)
LST: 1 (+)
SED: 6 (+)
FUK: 4 (+)
PRV: 19 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)
Points: 5
Money: $1,220Status Effects: None
Description: Marlo Lane is a novice police officer hoping to make a difference. For the last year, he has been consumed with anxiety about Sasha Michaels, his best friend, who has been diagnosed with cancer and is expected to have no more than three months to live. His desperation to save his friend has opened him up to the possibilities of the Erogame.
Skills:
Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or pregnancies or refractory periods. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.
Erogamer's Mind (Lvl MAX): The mental flexibility to live your life as an erogame. You're more able to accept the realities of your new world. You'll also bounce back from painful, upsetting and bizarre sexual experiences with relative ease. Rape can be anything from a recoverable trauma to a Tuesday afternoon, but it won't ruin your life. Other aspects of this skill depend on the FUK, SED, LST, and PRV stats.Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.
To Mine Own Me Be True (Lvl MAX): Even at the center of the Erogame, you are not just an erogame character, but a human being possessed of his own free will. Your family will always be safe from you, and little children everywhere.
Perks:
True Love Conquers All: If you love someone enough, nothing can ever permanently separate them from you. The only exception is their wishing to leave you---deliberately, voluntarily, and based on correct information. People you love will live out a full natural lifespan and they will never die before you do. If they ever face serious physical or psychological harm, you will always get a chance to rescue them. This applies to any type of love, not just romantic love. If you would undergo hardship and sacrifice to protect someone, if losing them would leave a scar on your heart that never fully heals, then you will be able to take care of them, and in time you will always be reunited.
Info // Character Stats // Level:
At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you'll never be this weak again. You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.
Info // Character Stats // Body:
With the average being 10, and perfect 10s being 40, your BOD of 20 makes you solidly the most attractive person in the room, assuming the room isn't in Hollywood, California.
You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your physical form.
Info // Character Stats // Lust:
At a LST of 1, you're very nearly asexual. For now, anyway.
You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.
Info // Character Stats // Seduction:
Your SED of 6 makes it possible for you to get a date with a girl who doesn't have anything else to do that Friday. Could be worse, but could be much better.
You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.
Info // Character Stats // Fucking:
Your FUK of 4 means you'd better be extra careful with your teeth. As for other bedroom skills, have you considered trying to… well… move?
How do you increase this stat? Take a guess.
Info // Character Stats // Perversion:
Your PRV of 19 despite your total romantic isolation is a sad commentary on the decadence of the third millennium. Nonetheless, casual exposure to a variety of naughty ideas has left you open to a whole host of things you prefer not to think about.
You can increase this stat by being a little less close-minded, and acting accordingly.
Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:
At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.
If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.
Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:
If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.
It isn't.
Sasha Michaels has been added as a harem member!
Main quest objective complete: Friends to Lovers
+1000 xp
+1 LST
He laughs and kisses his Sasha (his Sasha!!!) one more time and then puts him down and activates Sexual Communication and opens his mouth to say
"Lev can I kiss you."
Wait what this was not at all what he expected the next turn of events to be.
He opens and closes his mouth several times.
Sasha still looks so so happy.
"He's not going to if you don't say yes. Promise."
Okay, see, this requires him to be able to open his mouth and produce words with it.
If only there were some kind of magic spell he could cast that made him capable of saying what he desperately desperately wants.
Possibly Marlo should be sitting down and Sasha should be in his lap kissing him. How about that.
Okay if he flees the room he doesn't get kissed, and if he opens his mouth then-- he doesn't know what might happen but in some way it will be revealed that the two extremely hot guys who want to kiss him are both, like, pranking him or something, and so he freezes.
A skill has been created by a special action! Making out with Sasha in front of Lev has created the skill Exhibitionism.
It will take a moment or two for Marlo to pull away from the lap full of happy Sasha to look over at Lev and say "Are you okay?" but he will manage.
"Okay."
He sits next to Marlo and Sasha and attempts to touch as little of his body to them as possible.
No that was not the point of pulling Lev over here. Sasha pulls him insistently closer.
Good.
He wonders for a brief moment whether they'll both fit in his lap, and then he remembers that he's the erogamer and he does what he wants especially when what he wants is better cuddling.
"— Lev, what part of Marlo asking if you want to be kissed and me pulling you into his lap with me makes it seem like you're a third wheel and we want you to leave."
"Uh. The part where you both just confessed that you love each other."
A skill has been created by no sort of action at all! You have unlocked the skill Threesome Kisses because it seems like you are going to need it.
The Erogame wishes to remind you that you have 15 unspent stat points. Putting them all in FUK will make you the best sexual partner Sasha has ever had. Think YES very loudly to do so, or YES BUT ONLY [INSERT NUMBER HERE] ACTUALLY to spend a smaller number of points.
That is incredibly tempting and he is not actually sure whether he wants to be tempted but yeah sure okay he will broadcast yes but only five actually at a reasonable mental volume.