"Well, I did kill him, it would have been justified."

"...this is why I'm glad I don't have morality. I don't have to care whether it's justified or not, I care about my people so I'm not going to do that, fuck justified." 

"I think my Sasha cared. That-- I was mind controlled, so it wasn't my fault, even though I said I hated him and was only using him for sex and then murdered him. Although I still think it was my fault, I should have been better at resisting mind control."

"...if I try to reconstruct that what I get is 'it matters that you don't actually believe that and that you don't actually hate me and aren't actually just using me for sex and don't actually want to hurt me.' I still don't get anything about justified." 

"l think it mattered that I wouldn't have if I'd been in my right mind."

"Yeah. That's what I was getting at with 'and you don't actually want me hurt.'" 

"I don't think it was a morality thing, it being justified. Just-- avoiding Sasha was slowly killing me and normally when someone who loves me does something that slowly kills me I'm at least going to be angry at them, but I just had to be like 'yeah, fair.'"

".....I think part of the not caring about justified thing is that — if my Asher was being slowly killed by me avoiding him, I'd want to know that so I could stop, even if it was fair." 

"Yeah. That is a thing I love about my you."

"It's a nice thing." 

Both of the Ashers give very good hugs. 

So do both of the Sashas. 

"My Sasha doesn't really do ethics but he also keeps dressing up in a funny outfit to save a bunch of people's lives with his superpowers."

"....I guess if I had superpowers and it was required all the time I'd feel weird about doing nothing." 

"I think it was an accident at first, and now I pay him."

"How do you dress up in a funny outfit and save people's lives on accident?" 

"Well, you get bitten by a radioactive spider, and then some supervillains attack your high school and you stop them, and then one of them is pissed and decides to take revenge on you, and next thing you know you're Spiderman."

"Wow." 

"What?"

"Your universe is weird, but — weird in a way that feels familiar. It's nice." 

"As opposed to what, Cascadia?"

"Yeah. Or Noonlight's world, or Levva's. You have heroes and villains and people saving lives while wearing funny outfits, it's like home but less preachy." 

"I'd say we're preachy about the right things, like the importance of not pasting the Human Torch to a skyscraper so you can rob a bank."

"Well, I have not once been signed up for Remedial Goodness class since I got here, so." 

"Remedial what?"

"Remedial Goodness! Where they teach such vital material as 'it is wrong to lure people into amusement parks and turn them into donkeys,' 'it is wrong for a man to wear a dress,' 'gang structures are wrong because they're basically like slavery never mind that they really really aren't,' 'a romantic relationship contains exactly one man and exactly one woman,' and 'don't torture people, Harry.' It's taught by Fairy Godmother and it's terrible and I hate it." 

"A romantic relationship contains what?"