"I am told it has private rooms!"

"Oh. Okay." BLUSH. "Um." BLUSH BLUSH. "I am normally way better at this, wow."

"I think you're doing fine at this."

And he obtains keys for a room from Bar.

"I am kind of manifestly not doing fine at this at all but thank you."

She follows along. She keeps blushing and gazing up at him. He is tall. And hot. And shirtless. He has all of these attributes.

He is tall and hot and shirtless and gazing at her with a soft adoring expression!

AAAAA HE'S SO GOOD.

"I feel like I should be apologizing for being a mess again," she says, "because, wow, I can just tell I am gonna be super shy and awkward and probably accidentally elbow you in the face, so, sorry about that."

"I think you will be cute," he says firmly, "and it will be hot."

She smiles shyly up at him. "Okay."

And now they're in a bedroom and she can be kissed up against the wall!

She makes an undignified but extremely approving noise, and then her face scrunches up because WHAT WAS THAT, THAT WAS TERRIBLE, and then she realizes that she just made a face at him and he probably thinks she hates him now or something, and now she is lowkey panicking and he can probably TELL because she is EXPRESSING HER FEELINGS, LIKE SOME KIND OF IDIOT, and—

"Wow this is so much more difficult when I actually want to be doing it??"

He stops kissing her and hugs her. 

"—that came out ten times as concerning as it sounded in my head, sorry—"

But hugs are very good. Hugs are very very good.

"My solution is to try to give you sex you want and see if it has other advantages that make up for the difficulty."

"This is a GOOD SOLUTION. You are GOOD AT PROBLEM SOLVING."

He picks her up and tosses her on the bed.

She squeaks delightedly and blushes and covers her face.

"Oh no, you're so cute! How are you so cute!"

"I don't know!! It's a novel development!! I think it is probably your fault."

"I'll have to see if I can get it to continue."

His first effort in this direction is kissing along her neck.

She makes another undignified noise but this time manages not to have an enormous panic spiral about it.

"You're... really extremely good," she sighs.

"So you keep saying!"

His next line of attack is her jawline and ears.

Jawline: VERY GOOD. Ears: acceptable. The neck has been the biggest hit so far, though.

Then he will continue with her neck! He is very eager to please.

He is VERY GOOD AT THIS. Or maybe she just has alarmingly low standards. She suspects she may have alarmingly low standards. Like, 'hugged her while she cried' already causes him to clear the bar of Most Pleasant And Comforting Sexual Partner Yet. On the other hand, regardless of how alarmingly low her standards are, those are still some objectively lovely neck kisses.

He keeps kissing her neck and his hands start creeping up her back.