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Yep. They can stay in their pool for the time being. They can let him know if they change their mind about that.

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The Resistance Yeerks are concerned that they may try to steal somebody's host. In a month, obviously.

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Maybe they can partition the Pool or something, and have a Leeran on hand.

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A partition sounds great.

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So work starts on that. There are no communications from the Yeerks controlling the airspace. He goes back to base. He worries.

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Andi has been busily looking after Bella, who seems to be potentially fully functional but really glad that's not called for at the moment.

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It isn't. They can get back to answering questions from overeager humans.

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Humans want to know how all this alien stuff reconciles with the obvious truth that the Earth is flat. Humans want to know what the Yeerks are going to do next. Humans want to know when that cure for cancer will show up. Humans want to know if Andalites are interested in endorsing products. Humans want to know how China was convinced to spend its nuclear arsenal. Humans want to know if flying is as fun as it looks. Humans want to know if Andalite children are tiny and adorable. Humans want to know if aliens built the Pyramids. Humans want to know if Yeerks are all bad or if there are nice Yeerks. Humans want to know if Andalites are all good or if there are bad Andalites. Humans want to know if his refrigerator is running. Humans want to know Andalites can turn into sponges/dinosaurs/giant squids/trees/Socrates/dodos. Humans want to know who was coaching him on being appropriately raced for various recordings. Humans want to see a purple female Andalite.

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The Earth isn't flat, just big enough that you might think so if you were not very smart. The Yeerks have not said what they are going to do next. The cure for cancer is being synthesized but people who are dying of cancer can come to China for preliminary human trials. China wanted to stop the Yeerks. Flying is delightful. Andalite children are really cute (he morphs one). If aliens built the pyramids it wasn't the Andalites.

There are probably some nice Yeerks but they don't make it very far in the Yeerk government. Andalites are all good but sometimes disagree on what that means. Matirin does not eat human food often enough for it to make sense to have installed human cooling devices. Andalites can turn into sponges and squids, could turn into dinosaurs and dodos and Socrates if they got a good DNA sample, can't turn into trees. He is not going to name his human advisors. He does not have a purple female Andalite on hand (he does, but he does not want anyone else getting prosecuted for this so there had better not be video evidence of them being complicit in it.)

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Kind of a lot of people have cancer. It was not uncommon even before the Earth was irradiated.

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They'll prioritize people old enough to consent to experimental alien treatment but under fifty, and the people have to come to them in China.

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Turns out that's still a lot of people, many of them Chinese.

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Sigh. 

 

He is willing to make anyone who'd like a healthy nothlit. He is not handing out morphing until it's safe, until the war is really over, but if these people would otherwise be dead by then -

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...being a nothlit requires permanently being somebody else, right?

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Or a new body of your devising.

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Can it, like, heavily feature bits of the original and just be prettier or younger or taller or something.

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...sure, that should be possible.

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In that case the nothlit thing will not put many people off at all. Tall young pretty humans walk delightedly out, cured of cancer. The waiting list gets WAY LONGER.

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...he's gonna charge for it if you are not within a month of death. Charge of $40,000. He's gonna ask Bella where the money is best spent. 

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Bella will be delighted to research useful projects and charities that could use cash infusions!

People complain that when you have less than a month to live travel to China is kinda a hardship.

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Bella can look into covering travel expenses for those people. This world has six and a half billion people and a lot of them are dying, he can either figure out how to do triage or he can use the morphing cube eighteen hours a day to cure cancer. 

(He has Andi and Talik and Finleran supervising people while they become nothlit in their new form. Everyone else he wants to keep clear of the consequences later.)

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It's not that it's too expensive (well, sometimes it's that), it's that sometimes trying to travel to China having waited that long will actually kill you and people who currently have six months to live maybe should not have to wait just because they don't have forty thousand dollars.

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He only has the one cube and doesn't have additional hours in the day, but okay, if there's more demand than supply - Morfirin is dead but Morfirin would be yelling at him - $80k if you're healthy, free if you have six months to live or less.

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There is so much more demand than supply. Waaaaaay more. Bella researches queueing and redesigns the intake procedure and hires people to do literally every non-sensitive job that might speed things up and there's still way more demand than supply. No chance of building another box, is there?

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Not with current human tech levels, though how are humans doing with all of the Andalite science and engineering journals he's dumped on them. Does Bella have a guess about what the stable price point is, he doesn't want to keep increasing it, that'll give people incentives to come in now before the price doubles again.

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