At the End of All Things Elves in Revelation
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Most people take these exhortations seriously! Most of them.

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...would the Elves like to summon fairies to put them on guard duty at the entrance to the windy spot.

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"Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Can one fairy actually stop another fairy?"

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"I have not held fairy jousting competitions but they can sure stop anyone who isn't a fairy."

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"That's at least something." He starts interviewing fairies for that.

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Some fairies are interested in shifts on this job in exchange for a steady supply of demon-produced goods.

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As long as they seem like they'd be very hard to talk into just letting someone go past anyway.

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Some of them also have that characteristic!

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They're hired.

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He forwards Cam three of his marriage proposals. 

I hope it is not terribly forward to say thank you for Revelation. I was disgusted reading the comments on your video that people didn't seem to realize. My grandparents worked themselves to death so my parents could get an education and work themselves to death at a higher salary so their children could maybe sometimes not go to bed hungry. And no one anywhere will ever ever have to do that again. I hear you are now mixed up with Elves and Dwarves and gods. In your place I should think I would have retired to found a moon colony by now but I'm glad whoever's entangled with these strange times understands what it means to have done what you did. I will not even bother hoping that the following is not terribly forward, but I very much expect I would like to marry you.

                                                                    - Rivka Gershel

 

 

When I was ten I told my mother I was going to marry the best person in the world. She said that was subjective. I suppose it might have seemed that way at the time. It doesn't anymore, so will you marry me?

                                                                    - Sheila Sharr

 

Nicely done. Are you finished? If so, never mind this. If not, I want a part in whatever's next. And I should hope you're not done, the galaxy does not consist mostly of strange and wonderful paradises yet. If you happen to be in the market for a life partner ('life' not applicable in all areas, see store for details), hit me up. 

                                                                   - Claire Ye

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"Okay, you know what you're doing as a social calendar keeper."

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"Thank you! Your population of would-be spouses was quite impressive, makes my job easy."

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Cam contemplates a response.

Finally he emails all three. I told the interviewer that I didn't think people who formed crushes based on magazine interviews were my type, but they cut it for length and on reflection if everybody I could ever possibly meet is going to know who I am it would probably be ridiculous to explicitly filter out people who find it overwhelmingly appealing. That having been said it would be premature to book a venue. What are your constraints on travel for some lower-commitment meeting?

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Claire writes back first. I could summon a fairy, so, wherever. Unless you're on the creepy Elf continent, I don't think I'm willing to visit that place.

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"Hey Elvis, should I take dates somewhere else?"

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"Maybe do cursory screening to make sure they're starry-eyed twenty-somethings and not clever infiltrations or somehow literally Sauron? But presuming them to be normal humans here's fine."

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"...name me a Maia who usually occupied physical form I can try to conjure."

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"- okay, naive conjuration for him does not get anything, good." He tries the starry-eyed twentysomethings.

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He gets little models of his suitors.

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Are they cute?

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All three of them are reasonably attractive young women, unless being around Elves has impacted his taste.

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Nah, Elves are like beautifully drawn cartoons or something, not unattractive but not having much impact on his interest in regular people. "Humans," he diagnoses.

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"I am relieved to hear it!"

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He actually feels sort of weird about inviting these people - and fairies - to the actual castle, so he goes and makes a gazebo a half-hour's flight away and gives Claire the latitude and longitude and some possible times next week.

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