At the End of All Things Elves in Revelation
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And the next installment will explain how you can prove that Cam is Revelation.

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What the fuck, says the top comment. 

This is all bullshit, this is some kind of bullshit publicity stunt for a new movie or maybe just to see how credulous you morons are -

(an eight hundred comment debate over how many people were fooled by the radio broadcast War of the Worlds) -

ELVIS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy actually did die, though, made local headlines, I found the story and the picture -

(a five hundred comment debate over whether it's the same guy, with digressions into discussion of what should happen to the guy who shot him) -

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Ah, the Internet.

Cam's next installment explains his anonymity procedure. Multi-piece stencil over a flashlight so no conjurable physical object was the circle used to summon the distribution daeva, and so on. But you can timeslice it if you start by knowing where he was and who he is. He demonstrates.

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Guys I summoned a demon and confirmed it, it's true!

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   It's not your fault your mother dropped you on your head as a child but the fact of the matter is the brontosaurus isn't even a real fucking dinosaur.

Guys I supposed a demon and checked and it's a lie!

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   No i don't know why the demons are covering for the Jews but all the people the Allies claim died don't even fit in the gas chambers.

If you like Elvis you should check out my channel @elfgirl14!

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They're welcome.

And his next installment will be about the Dwarf planet!

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The next day he starts getting emails and messages requesting interviews. And his parents start getting phone calls.

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Sorry Renée and Charlie. (Charlie takes the phone off the hook. Renée's school gets security and her husband answers the phone and won't talk about Cam.) Cam isn't super enthusiastic about losing editorial control, do they have veto options on the final release for interviewees.

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Some outlets will definitely agree to that.

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And can they point out any past cases where they have been vetoed and made redactions or did not run the feature accordingly?

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Can he find anyone complaining that their words were used after a promise they wouldn't be?

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That sounds like a challenging search. See, he doesn't want this to actually come to that because then they'd probably have to have a drawn out legal battle over whether demons can expect enforcement of contracts or something.

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They have journalistic integrity, thank you.

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Well, they can tell him what to look for because he's irrationally suspicious, or they can not do that.

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They can't think of anything he could look for, because if they don't run a story for confidentiality reasons they also don't go handing that story to a demon.

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He supposes that is good enough for a written interview.

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Why did he decide to take the information public? Why did he do so secretly, was he worried about being liable for daeva incidents? Has he taken anyone's soul? How'd he learn about Elves?

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Nobody ought to starve to death while demons exist. He was worried that all the other summoners would take exception; in fact, one did, that's how he died. He does not know how to take souls and suspects it is not, in fact, a thing. An Elf summoned him.

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How did he learn about summoning in the first place? Can he put this reporter in touch with some Elves? How did he end up a demon?

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Found a book on it in an abandoned house. Elvis is not available. Happened when he died. (His next video will be about that.)

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Why is he coming forward now? What is Hell like? Are there lakes of fire and brimstone? Is there a devil? Is he religious? What inspires him in life? Is he single?

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Valinor could be grievously mishandled and he needed the platform. Hell is tacky; here are pictures. Fire, yes, they're for garbage disposal. No. No. Flourishing for all sapient beings. ........yes, but he suspects people who form crushes based off magazine interviews are not his type.

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What does he think about animal rights? What does he think about Israel and Palestine? How could Valinor be grievously mishandled and how should it be handled?

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He hasn't eaten meat that used to be an animal since he died but animals are not a big priority in his life. He would need to do a lot of research to come to a well-reasoned opinion on Israel and Palestine. The trouble with Valinor is that it has profoundly isolationist gods in it; while he acknowledges the enormous temptation to go poke them, they can't be handled like a foreign country, who have human psychology and vulnerabilities, or even like daeva, who have human psychology and can be bound. He would like to find a way to get to the Dwarf planet, but messing with Valinor is best done on Ridiculously Slow Time Scales By Extremely Even-Tempered People If At All, Probably Not At All.

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It sort of sounds like there's sketchy stuff going on in Valinor, though, are they expected to just ignore that?

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Cam would be the first to champion any sketchy-stuff-fixing plan that seemed like it would work! But it hasn't become more urgent since being discovered and it was noodling along being Valinor for tens of thousands of years before that, and the humans who usually problem-solve on sketchy stuff don't have any practice at dealing with Valar. It could get much worse very fast if people bothered them for very little chance of benefit.

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